November 30, 2004
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When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at!
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Scrabble, backgammon, chess, and Boggle are all silly, childish games!
...just sayin'...
Posted by: Harvey at November 30, 2004 06:28 PM (ubhj8)
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Oh, so like pissing for distance?
:-\
Posted by: tommy at November 30, 2004 07:14 PM (u94AG)
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Now THERE'S a gentlemen's sport! :-)
Posted by: Harvey at November 30, 2004 10:29 PM (ubhj8)
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You forgot racquetball!
)))
Posted by: Lorena at December 01, 2004 04:17 PM (ZN5IA)
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November 29, 2004
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I only wish to be the fountain of love from which you drink, every drop promising eternal passion.
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... just wondering... can anyone read that and NOT think about oral sex?
Posted by: Harvey at November 29, 2004 11:46 PM (ubhj8)
Posted by: tommy at November 30, 2004 07:46 AM (u94AG)
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heh, must be a ballcock valve. (I know, but silcock just didn't sound right)
Posted by: tommy at November 30, 2004 07:47 AM (u94AG)
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This is what we call an "it would just be too easy" moment.
Posted by: CD at November 30, 2004 09:27 AM (bsi5Z)
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Every drop promising eternal
gagging...gargling...occasional swallowing
But, not passion. Blech!
Posted by: Melissa at November 30, 2004 01:06 PM (p+hRv)
Posted by: Boudicca at November 30, 2004 04:23 PM (XH1zZ)
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[slips Melissa the address of a sleazy motel to meet at later]
Posted by: Harvey at November 30, 2004 06:47 PM (ubhj8)
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There is no great genius without some touch of madness.
Posted by: penis enlargement at February 25, 2005 02:07 AM (IMEu8)
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November 28, 2004
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I never understood it when people said "Love is all you need." This is probably because they didn't say "The love of a beautiful, passionate, compassionate, skillful, intelligent, loving, and all-around perfect woman is all you need."
[to which I added]
...YOUR love is all I need :-)
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...and maybe a little penicillin to cure that thing your sister gave me.
Posted by: Harvey at November 28, 2004 11:17 PM (ubhj8)
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November 27, 2004
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Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
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November 26, 2004
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TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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The Angel That Stands By Me
Dreams of love, so beautiful,
Fairies dancing by the sea...
The moon shining in the heavens,
And an angel standing by me!
And when the morning sun breaks,
Butterflies flutter by...
Bees that kiss the blossoms,
Cottony clouds in the sky!
Oh, what a lovely scenario,
Lovelier, it could not be...
And all the more perfect,
With the angel that stands by me!
For you were always by my side,
For more I could never ask...
And long ago, Heaven sent you to me,
And in soft sunshine, I always bask!
For never could I ask for more,
Than the glories I always see...
All these wonderful gifts are mine,
With the angel that stands by me!
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We've got intentional acoustic romanticism on Harvey...girls NOT buying it... tent invitation – DE-clined. Play beer!
Posted by: Harvey at November 26, 2004 11:35 PM (ubhj8)
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November 25, 2004
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You want to know how great my love is?
Count the waves.
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Speaking of waves, something smells like fish over here...
Posted by: Harvey at November 25, 2004 12:15 AM (ubhj8)
Posted by: Barbara at November 25, 2004 07:04 AM (+btiZ)
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Do you have a water bed, Harvey?
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
Posted by: pam at November 25, 2004 10:02 AM (l6NIn)
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I make it a point not to eat ANYTHING that smells like fish...
Posted by: Madfish Willie at November 25, 2004 11:26 AM (i3SrF)
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hehehe... almost forgot... Happy HerbeyDay!
Posted by: Madfish Willie at November 25, 2004 11:27 AM (i3SrF)
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I went to Western Culinary Institute and learned if it smells like the sea it's fresh. It it smells like fish it's not fresh.
It cost me $14,000 to learn that.
Posted by: Joshua at November 25, 2004 01:32 PM (IvQZU)
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Waterbed? No.
Although parts of the mattress DO tend to dampen up a bit from time to time... ;-)
Posted by: Harvey at November 26, 2004 06:22 PM (ubhj8)
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November 23, 2004
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Love is a burning desire,
That makes your heart light on fire,
Love is being with you,
Someone saying I love you, too,
Love is your tender kiss,
Something you don't want to miss,
Love is you and me,
And that is all I see.
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I could probably see a little more, but... you know... the blindfold...
Posted by: Harvey at November 23, 2004 10:31 PM (ubhj8)
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You could probably see a little more...
if you pulled your head out of your ass!
Posted by: Madfish Willie at November 23, 2004 10:38 PM (i3SrF)
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...that, and the two black eyes she gave you when she cought you looking at her sister.
Posted by: GEBIV at November 24, 2004 12:20 AM (jlp8i)
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...and the pyromania tendencies....setting hearts on fire? geez...that's intense...
Posted by: Melissa at November 24, 2004 08:14 AM (ZuKAk)
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arson, violence, head-rectum insertion... you people ARE sick :-P
Posted by: Harvey at November 24, 2004 05:51 PM (ubhj8)
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November 22, 2004
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Life is an ocean and love is a boat
In troubled waters it keeps us afloat
When we started the voyage there was just me and you
Now gathered 'round us we have our own crew
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...now how do we get rid of the rest of these people?
Posted by: GEBIV at November 22, 2004 10:55 PM (usxTf)
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I didn't know you were an exhibitionist, Harv.
Posted by: CD at November 23, 2004 12:17 AM (bsi5Z)
Posted by: _Jon at November 23, 2004 06:45 AM (ewFgD)
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It's missing a line.
Life is an ocean and love is a boat
In troubled waters it keeps us afloat
When we started the voyage there was just me and you
Now gathered 'round us we have our own crew
I wish they'd go to bed, so we can finally screw
Ahh, perfect.
Posted by: mike at November 23, 2004 03:15 PM (4uQ2O)
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Darn... I sent this to my husband too soon. I love the final line addition!
Posted by: vw bug at November 23, 2004 05:09 PM (gMGwn)
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You people are just naughty! :-P
Posted by: Harvey at November 23, 2004 06:04 PM (ubhj8)
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November 20, 2004
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A Beautiful Marriage Vow
As I stand here today with the world as my witness,
I pledge to you my undying and everlasting love.
I will stand beside you as your partner,
I will stand before you as your protector,
And I will stand behind you as your solace.
Please spend and end your life with me.
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But first I'm going to stand AWAY from you, because Tuesday is poker night with the boys. Don't wait up.
Posted by: Harvey at November 20, 2004 05:37 PM (ubhj8)
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... and downwind from you until after a shower. I promise!
Posted by: GEBIV at November 21, 2004 09:52 AM (usxTf)
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bleh.
Drop the "end with" phrase and you have something good.
Having such a morbid / mortal concept within the message is distracting and negative.
I could twist that into a bunch of different sexu
iCouldTwistThatIntoABunchOfDifferentSexualPositionsIfIHadMoreTimeThisMorning...
Posted by: _Jon at November 22, 2004 08:39 AM (ZM3Qb)
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Yes, I'm with _Jon. Get rid of the morbidity in the last statement. I propose that it be changed to:
Please spend your life with me and promise to provide sex on demand* forever.
(*afterall, that's what marriage is for anyway, right? the sex on demand...)
Posted by: Melissa at November 22, 2004 09:55 AM (ZuKAk)
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Marriage is for sex on demand? Someone didn't inform MY partner of that...
Posted by: Boudicca at November 22, 2004 03:31 PM (XH1zZ)
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Please check some relevant pages in the field of...
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November 19, 2004
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Love is:
Running into her arms,
Colliding with her heart,
And exploding into her soul.
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... or into her mouth... whichever.
Posted by: Harvey at November 19, 2004 09:37 PM (ubhj8)
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I saw that one coming... No Pun Intended! LOL!
Posted by: Boudicca at November 19, 2004 09:40 PM (XH1zZ)
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... my man-juice blowing out the back of her head...
Posted by: Madfish Willie at November 20, 2004 04:53 PM (rp9nr)
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Is that some sort of a romantic suicide bombing thing you've got going on?
Posted by: Earl at November 21, 2004 03:42 PM (6krEN)
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November 18, 2004
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I love that you get cold when it's seventy degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend a day with you I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night.
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And the fact that your daddy is filthy rich is completely irrelevant.
Posted by: Harvey at November 18, 2004 07:23 PM (ubhj8)
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**just so you know, one of my all time favorite movie scenes EVER**
Posted by: Tammi at November 18, 2004 07:54 PM (UOdfZ)
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Posted by: _Jon at November 19, 2004 12:40 PM (grH7t)
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When Harry Met Sally, _Jon. It came out when my husband and I were dating. The best part of the quote is "I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible." I quoted that when we got engaged.
Posted by: Boudicca at November 19, 2004 04:31 PM (XH1zZ)
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It's a good line. It's just a shame you have to sit through the whole movie to get to it :-)
Posted by: Harvey at November 19, 2004 06:14 PM (ubhj8)
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November 17, 2004
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I could do without many things with no hardship.
You are not one of them!
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Oh, and I really need my bunny slippers, too.
Posted by: Harvey at November 17, 2004 10:02 PM (ubhj8)
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Heh. I got a "hard ship" for ya.
heh. he said "hard". heh heh hehheh
Posted by: _Jon at November 17, 2004 10:04 PM (RZ4Hy)
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I could NOT do without your "hard ship."
Posted by: Melissa at November 17, 2004 10:38 PM (E9jF4)
Posted by: _Jon at November 18, 2004 08:25 AM (uHRYR)
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We have a joint account.
Posted by: Peter at November 18, 2004 11:35 AM (6krEN)
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November 16, 2004
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You will only find one true love in your life
And if you're lucky
You'll get to spend the rest of your life with her.
[to which I added]
LUCKY HARV!
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Meanwhile, Beloved Wife was thinking, "Ya know, if I put it in a mixed drink with
Amaretto, he'd probably never notice the taste of
bitter almonds..."
Posted by: Harvey at November 16, 2004 06:39 PM (ubhj8)
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I was just counseling a young classmate that was recently dumped by his girlfriend. I told him something very similar.
I said, "Don't worry, there is someone out there that is absolutely perfect for you in every way. Of course she will be married to someone else..."
I think I helped though. He seemed to give up that silly idealism a little more.
Posted by: Mike at November 16, 2004 08:54 PM (OQKqa)
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November 15, 2004
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The power of a glance has been so much abused in love stories, that it has come to be disbelieved in. Few people dare now say that two beings have fallen in love because they have looked at each other. Yet it is in this way that love begins, and in this way only. Nothing is more real than these great shocks which two souls give each other in exchanging this spark.
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...So... love is like holding hands and peeing on an electric fence?
Posted by: Harvey at November 15, 2004 10:09 PM (ubhj8)
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...some of this shock occuring when one (or both) being notices that the "glance" looks totally different without the bottom of the mug being a visual obstruction, and in daylight.
Posted by: That 1 Guy at November 16, 2004 01:30 AM (uJW+4)
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Kind of like the glances between Ms. Piggy and Kermit. Now, that was some crazy muppet love happening on-screen.
Posted by: Melissa at November 16, 2004 10:01 AM (ZuKAk)
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mmmm... muppet love... :-)
Posted by: Harvey at November 16, 2004 05:28 PM (ubhj8)
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November 14, 2004
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You are my heart, my soul, and all that I am. I love you more with every breath I take and my love renews every time I think about you. I am glad to have the honor of being yours.
You are my friend, my love, my queen, and the woman I cherish with all the energy that I can draw from my heart.
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...you are everything to me, my every thought, hope, dream... Hey! Check out the knockers on THAT chick!
Posted by: Harvey at November 14, 2004 09:46 PM (ubhj8)
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You can also check the sites about- Tons of interesdting stuff!!!
Posted by: at February 13, 2005 09:33 PM (Tw1Rm)
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November 02, 2004
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Through all the shadows of doubt, there is one thing I know for certain: I can't live without you.
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...but since you've got a restraining order, a shotgun, and an itchy trigger finger, I'll learn...
Posted by: Harvey at November 02, 2004 10:54 PM (ubhj8)
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... and considering I'm a cannibal, this is a literal statement....
Posted by: _Jon at November 03, 2004 09:20 AM (grH7t)
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Actually, off-topic comment spam is worse.
Posted by: Harvey at November 21, 2004 12:30 PM (ubhj8)
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November 01, 2004
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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Together weÂ’re in this relationship
We built it with care to last the whole trip
Our true destinationÂ’s not marked on any chart
WeÂ’re navigating the shores of the heart.
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This verse has no rhythm, but at least it has rhyme,
Poetry this bad is a crime.
Posted by: Harvey at November 01, 2004 08:41 PM (ubhj8)
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Yes, yes. Some of the time.
Posted by: GEBIV at November 01, 2004 10:51 PM (T6YnG)
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Non curo. Si metrum non habet, non est poema.
Posted by: GEBIV at November 01, 2004 10:52 PM (T6YnG)
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Yes, I know my server is offline,
I'll fix it when I have the time.
Posted by: _Jon at November 02, 2004 08:00 AM (grH7t)
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I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like the Sam I am.
Posted by: RedNeck at November 02, 2004 02:06 PM (Z5aIH)
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If we had some ham,
we could have ham and eggs,
if we had eggs....
Oh, and my stuff is back online.
Darn pesky cables - insist on being wired correctly.
Posted by: _Jon at November 02, 2004 07:40 PM (RZ4Hy)
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off-topic: I think Hosting Matters is down.
Which makes me frown :-P
There is no Bear.
No Rottweiller.
(trust me, that rhymes)
Posted by: Harvey at November 02, 2004 10:58 PM (ubhj8)
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Together weÂ’re in this relationship
We built it with care to last the whole trip
Our true destinationÂ’s not marked on any chart
WeÂ’re navigating the shores of the heart...
Let me dock my dinghy in your fertile valley.
Posted by: tbflowers at November 03, 2004 01:05 PM (tvyea)
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