March 31, 2005
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If all those glittering monarchs that command the servile quarters of this earthly ball should tender in exchange their shares of land, I would not change my fortunes for them all. Their wealth is but a counter to my coin... the world is but theirs; but my beloved is mine.
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... her inheritance has NOTHING to do with it...
Posted by: Harvey at March 31, 2005 10:52 PM (ubhj8)
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. . . especially since I had to sign that pre-nup . . .
Posted by: Aris_ravencroft at April 01, 2005 01:08 AM (Pg2Ju)
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TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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You know you're in love when you think about that person, and your stomach gets all fuzzy and squishy.
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Or in her case - evacuates because there is something growing beneath it.
In which case, she'd damn well *better* be in love.
Posted by: _Jon at March 31, 2005 12:33 AM (RZ4Hy)
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or atleast willing to marry for the sake of the child . . .
Posted by: Aris_Ravencroft at March 31, 2005 03:55 AM (Pg2Ju)
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Or you have eaten too much and you're feeling a little nauseous...
Or you've had liposuction and you have all that skin hanging there and are not sure what to do with it...
Or you have Irritable Bowel Syndrome and need to go to the toilet...
*is dragged off the computer kicking and screaming*
Posted by: Alex at March 31, 2005 06:45 AM (8Ef3q)
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Sounds like an STD to me!
Posted by: Sissy at March 31, 2005 09:06 AM (PjqiK)
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Sounds like bad sushi to me...
Posted by: GEBIV at March 31, 2005 09:59 PM (5kgnW)
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March 30, 2005
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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Love is when the woman of your dreams becomes a reality and sleep stops being a priority.
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How can sleep be a priority with that pesky wet spot?
Posted by: Peter at March 30, 2005 09:25 AM (ywZa8)
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Ahhh Peter - you obviously have not seen the new and improved features of our Mattresses. Begone wet spot. Begone. It's all about the fun. ;-)
Posted by: Tammi at March 30, 2005 10:59 AM (nAfYo)
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I dunno - I've been known to create some *huge* wet spots....
Posted by: _Jon at March 30, 2005 12:40 PM (uHRYR)
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Ya know, there's a reason for that stack of fluffy, absorbent towels next to my bed.
Posted by: Harvey at March 30, 2005 12:59 PM (tJfh1)
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Am I the only reader that read these comments and did a laughing "Gasp!" LOL!
Posted by: Boudicca at March 30, 2005 02:48 PM (z7nbM)
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No Bou, you're not the only one. I'm also crimson with embarassment!
Posted by: michele at March 30, 2005 03:06 PM (ht2RK)
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_Jon: Pissing on all over yourself doesn't count
Posted by: Madfish Willie at March 30, 2005 07:07 PM (MEfjQ)
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WILLIE!!!! You're back!
Posted by: GEBIV at March 30, 2005 08:31 PM (5kgnW)
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MW: I've done that - it's still a "small" wetspot, comparatively.
Posted by: _Jon at March 31, 2005 12:37 AM (RZ4Hy)
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March 28, 2005
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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It's always more than sex to sleep with you.
Don't get me wrong; I like to tangle sheets
and hungry scents and taste the salty dew
of glistening sweat where heavy brow meets
soft eyelids closed, relaxed. I'll kiss them, too,
and sample other slow seduction sweets.
But I run out of juice, won't thump my chest
and say I don't, and so I like the rest:
I like to lie, arms wrapped around you, deep
in comfortable darkness where the moon projects
odd patterns on the walls. I want to keep
you safe and warm as winter licks our necks.
You mumble love and slowly fall asleep;
these moments worth much more than simple sex.
[stolen from Musings of Brian J. Noggle]
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... no, wait... I guess it IS all about the sex...
Posted by: Harvey at March 28, 2005 08:07 PM (ubhj8)
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DOH!
I love Firefox, but the damn thing doesn't always copy URL's from the address bar on the first try.
Posted by: Harvey at March 29, 2005 06:12 AM (ubhj8)
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OOO, I need to watch for that. I use Firefox more and more... I wasn't aware that's a problem.
Posted by: Boudicca at March 29, 2005 06:25 AM (z7nbM)
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Are you in re-runs already, Harv?
By the way, the Copy Link Location (or Copy Shortcut in Internet Explorer) context menu option means you can just right click any hyperlink and copy its URL to your clipboard. Much easier than swiping the URL from the address bar.
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Bou - could just be that I'm an doofus, too, so you might not have that problem :-)
Brian - I've been in reruns for about 6 months :-)
Hey, when you getting comments, anyway?
Posted by: Harvey at March 29, 2005 02:02 PM (ubhj8)
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MARRIAGE ADVICE FOR FRANK & SARAH
Bloggrandaughter
Army Wife says it best:
"...just give each other a soft place to fall."
Whether you're celebrating joy, coping with tragedy, or doing anything in between, if you make this the golden rule of your marriage, you'll do fine.
Congratulations Frank J. and Sarah K.
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March 25, 2005
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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If I had never met her, I would have dreamed her into being.
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... except in my dreams she wears a DD cup...
Posted by: Harvey at March 25, 2005 11:10 PM (ubhj8)
Posted by: Sissy at March 26, 2005 12:17 AM (PjqiK)
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atleast in my dreams she doesn't nag or complain . . .
Posted by: Aris_Ravencroft at March 26, 2005 09:18 AM (Pg2Ju)
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dreamed her... inflated her, whatever.
Posted by: GEBIV at March 26, 2005 01:08 PM (vI2yr)
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dreamed her...Russian Mail Order Bride deliever her.
Posted by: Sissy at March 26, 2005 05:14 PM (PjqiK)
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March 24, 2005
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It only takes a second to say "I love you", but it will take a lifetime to show you how much.
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It only takes a second for other things too I bet
And that lifetime thing? You should lay off the viagra. They do get bored after the first few hours.
Posted by: Alex at March 25, 2005 06:21 AM (RbeLs)
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Yah, wull, the love only took a little while, the alimony and child support are forecer.
Posted by: Peter at March 25, 2005 10:34 AM (+7VNs)
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Of course, when drunk it takes longer to slur that.
Hopefully it takes you longer to say it than actually do it.
(I'm visiting my mom, and that's her comment.)
Posted by: _Jon at March 26, 2005 09:26 PM (4ZiGS)
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March 23, 2005
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I love you more now than when you began to read this sentence.
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... but less than when you were blowing me last night...
Posted by: Harvey at March 23, 2005 11:37 PM (ubhj8)
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. . . what do you mean, you never came home last night??? then who . . .
Posted by: at March 23, 2005 11:50 PM (Pg2Ju)
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I hate when I forget to fill out that stuff about name and email address . . . and of course, my web browswer never remembers me on this site . . .
Posted by: Aris_Ravencroft at March 23, 2005 11:51 PM (Pg2Ju)
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It's a mu.nu "feature".
Use the permalink, not the comment link, and it will remember you...
Posted by: _Jon at March 24, 2005 09:23 AM (grH7t)
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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss...
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
Posted by: Madfish Willie at March 24, 2005 02:42 PM (MEfjQ)
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March 22, 2005
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If I know what love is, it is because of you.
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... apparently it strongly resembles a pair of furry handcuffs...
Posted by: Harvey at March 22, 2005 11:24 PM (ubhj8)
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. . . as well as a tub of whip cream, strawberries, chocolate sauce, black leather, lace, feather ticklers, and your twin sister . . .
Posted by: Aris_Ravencroft at March 23, 2005 12:56 AM (Pg2Ju)
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... and if I know what pain is, it's because of your Mother-In-Law.
Posted by: Jeff at March 23, 2005 01:19 AM (jL5FV)
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Er... make that your Mother. My Mother-In-Law.
/Needs to stop drinking and commenting
Posted by: Jeff at March 23, 2005 01:19 AM (jL5FV)
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If I know what love is, it is because we were both too ugly to find anyone else better.
Posted by: tbflowers at March 23, 2005 04:18 AM (ofiIu)
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March 21, 2005
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[Something a little different tonight. Amanda of Aussie Wife sent me a link to a poem she wrote for her husband. I'm stealing it and modifying it slightly to make it better fit my situation. Please go read the original at her place, though. Figure if I send her enough traffic, she won't be upset by my sneakthievery]
In the morning's clear light
I study the face I know so well
I am filled with a boundless love
as my gaze travels over familiar curves and contours
I see the peacefulness that deep sleep brings
when the essence of the person hides within
then she awakes and the face is transformed
a sleepy smile and a request for morning loving
the weekend has begun
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Thank goodness it's only two days till Monday.
Posted by: GEBIV at March 21, 2005 09:13 PM (Z+Kbb)
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"morning loving"?? What are you - Chef from South Park?
Posted by: at March 22, 2005 03:44 PM (gwsuu)
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Suck on my chocolate salty balls :-)
Posted by: Harvey at March 22, 2005 04:50 PM (ubhj8)
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March 20, 2005
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Had I no eyes but ears, my ears would love
That inward beauty and invisible;
Or were I deaf, thy outward parts would move
Each part in me that were but sensible:
Though neither eyes nor ears, to hear nor see,
And nothing but the very smell were left me,
Yet should I be in love by touching thee.
Say, that the sense of feeling were bereft me,
And that I could not see, nor hear, nor touch,
Yet would my love to thee be still as much;
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I would rather be blind than deaf, so that I might hear you say the words, "I love you."
Posted by: Aris_Ravencroft at March 21, 2005 12:15 AM (Pg2Ju)
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...of course, if certain other parts were missing, love would be pretty much pointless...
Posted by: GEBIV at March 21, 2005 08:02 AM (69xMS)
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I was waiting for something along the lines of GEBIV's comment...
Posted by: Boudicca at March 21, 2005 08:14 AM (z7nbM)
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March 17, 2005
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To fall in love is easy, even to remain in it is not difficult; our human loneliness is cause enough. But it is a hard quest worth making to find a comrade through whose steady presence one becomes steadily the person one desires to be.
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...So what I'm TRYING to say is, please stay with me... at least until AFTER the reassignment surgery...
Posted by: Harvey at March 17, 2005 05:57 PM (ubhj8)
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March 16, 2005
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Whenever we're apart it feels like part of me is missing... and then I remember, you have my heart.
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... and I wake up screaming in a bathtub full of ice, clutching my chest.
Posted by: Jeff at March 16, 2005 11:05 PM (BK8GA)
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. . . and now that you've left me, you've got half my money, the house and the kids . . .
Posted by: Aris_Ravencroft at March 17, 2005 12:58 AM (Pg2Ju)
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...but I don't need
that to go to The Boom Boom Room!
Posted by: Sissy at March 17, 2005 08:25 AM (PjqiK)
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...and all my credit cards!
Posted by: Sally at March 17, 2005 10:56 AM (RbeLs)
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......and I'm talking about the strong, red, throbbing organ deep within my chest; not that silly little construction paper thingy I cut in about 2 seconds last Valentine's day.
Posted by: King of Fools at March 17, 2005 04:44 PM (2w8UH)
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March 15, 2005
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If every word I said could make you smile, I'd talk forever.
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... But I'd gladly shut up in exchange for a blowjob...
Posted by: Harvey at March 15, 2005 10:51 PM (ubhj8)
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But with that leather mask on it is just so hard to talk or see......
Posted by: ArmyWifeToddlerMom at March 16, 2005 08:25 AM (bIdk8)
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... and this is different from the way you talk, how?
Posted by: GEBIV at March 16, 2005 05:37 PM (B8ibH)
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March 14, 2005
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Love is born with the pleasure of looking at each other, it is fed with the necessity of seeing each other, it is concluded with the impossibility of separation.
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... turns out that tube of K-Y was actually superglue...
Posted by: Harvey at March 14, 2005 10:07 PM (ubhj8)
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. . . I just wish you hadn't insisted on me trying the "back door" this time around . . .
Posted by: Aris_Ravencroft at March 14, 2005 11:15 PM (Pg2Ju)
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Superglue? No, I just didn't use ENOUGH KY... :-D
Posted by: Squire Trelane at March 14, 2005 11:49 PM (niMr9)
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That is when it occurred to me to run and retrieve the garden hose...and start spraying.
Posted by: ArmyWifeToddlerMom at March 15, 2005 09:15 AM (DXwFv)
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March 13, 2005
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We turned on one another with deep, drowned gazes, and exchanged a kiss that reduced my bones to rubber and my brain to gruel.
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... and turned my manhood to throbbing granite...
Posted by: Harvey at March 13, 2005 10:48 PM (ubhj8)
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. . . which melted before you could touch it . . .
Posted by: Aris_Ravencroft at March 14, 2005 09:02 AM (Pg2Ju)
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..gee, just a chip off the old block-head?
Posted by: GEBIV at March 14, 2005 04:33 PM (S0N3t)
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March 11, 2005
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Do I love her?
More with every breath I take.
Every word she speaks, every deed, every word she writes.
I love her more.
Never have I had this feeling before.
I adore her!
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Awwww, that's lovely!
Hubby and I just wrote each other a love poem a little while ago. No real reason, other than trying to be romantic.
Here was my
effort (my first poem ever, so be kind!)
Posted by: amanda at March 13, 2005 05:27 PM (cqrWD)
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March 08, 2005
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I love you because I am sensitive to touch and you have touched my heart.
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I love you, Final Fantasy VI . . .
Posted by: Aris_Ravencroft at March 08, 2005 11:20 PM (Pg2Ju)
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And you really know how to touch my other body parts too!
Posted by: Machelle at March 09, 2005 07:20 AM (ZAyoW)
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Machelle stole my comment, he he he . . .
Posted by: Oddybobo at March 09, 2005 07:36 AM (6Gm0j)
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I'm thinking of "Temple of Doom" here...
"Indie! Cover your heart!!!"
Posted by: GEBIV at March 09, 2005 09:45 AM (bfBtY)
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March 07, 2005
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The sweetest of all sounds is that of the voice of the woman I love.
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... Saying "mmmmfff! mmmmfff!" around the ball gag...
Posted by: Harvey at March 07, 2005 10:47 PM (ubhj8)
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...now if she could only scream
my name...
Posted by: Sissy at March 07, 2005 11:53 PM (PjqiK)
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Fricken $2.99 a minute!!
Posted by: Sissy at March 07, 2005 11:54 PM (PjqiK)
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But not when she's saying "get away from me you creep"
Posted by: Machelle at March 08, 2005 08:00 AM (ZAyoW)
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OK, now would you please get off the phone.
Posted by: GEBIV at March 08, 2005 09:02 PM (S0N3t)
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March 06, 2005
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You know what real love is when just thinking of your lover - maybe something they did before, or just the thought - gives you chills all over your body.
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You know what real love is when just thinking of your lover - maybe something they did before, or just the thought - gives you chills all over your body. . . despite finishing the first round of penicillin.
Posted by: Spear Shaker at March 06, 2005 11:32 PM (yI281)
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. . . and just before that the night spent puking in the toilet after the first time you tried her cooking. Or atleast thats what she called it . . .
Posted by: Aris_Ravencroft at March 07, 2005 02:44 AM (Pg2Ju)
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Like the time they tried to kill, gives me the chills everytime.
Posted by: Machelle at March 07, 2005 07:24 AM (ZAyoW)
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since they sent you out in the cold after a "minor disagreement" with only your underwear on . . .
Posted by: Oddybobo at March 07, 2005 07:53 AM (6Gm0j)
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...or maybe that's the heroin withdrawal....
Posted by: Susie at March 07, 2005 10:38 AM (0cy3a)
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