August 07, 2005
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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Introduction)
Kiss me and you will see stars; Love me and I will give them to you.
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...I'll also give you a well-spanked bottom, because you've been VERY bad...
Posted by: Harvey at August 07, 2005 02:24 PM (ubhj8)
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August 06, 2005
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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I can be with you always, whether you're near or far,
For I have roads inside me that take me where you are.
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...By which I mean I have a webcam hidden in your bedroom... can you move your left leg down a little?...
Posted by: Harvey at August 06, 2005 01:06 PM (ubhj8)
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What's this? Ode to a P.I.? 'I have someone following you so don't get any wise ideas!'
Posted by: SeanS at August 06, 2005 09:13 PM (cEjQ0)
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August 05, 2005
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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A Valentine is just a paper heart
Two curving lines connected, colored red.
And objects of great beauty, skill or art
Will not express the things that might be said.
And fancy rhyming words could never start
To quote the feelings blooming in my head.
And yet on special holidays like this,
I find that I resort to these and such.
But every glance and gaze, caress and kiss
Will surely show I love you very much.
With ecstasy beyond analysis,
Our lips and hearts and minds and spirits touch.
Because of love, my heart was first created,
And through your love, it's been regenerated.
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"My sincerest condolences on the passing of your mother. Sorry I didn't have time to find a better card."
Posted by: a4g at August 05, 2005 09:55 AM (6qAma)
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Live long and prosper my mate. For we soon will join our kind in San Diego for the convention, and I fear I may lose you to John from Akron.
Posted by: littlejoe at August 06, 2005 08:26 AM (gpXkb)
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August 04, 2005
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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Let me call you Sweetheart,
Because you'll always be,
The dearest and the sweetest one,
In all the world to me.
Because I'll always love you,
More than you could ever guess,
Because you are my everything,
My world, my happiness.
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...See? You don't REALLY need that restraining order...
Posted by: Harvey at August 04, 2005 08:16 AM (ubhj8)
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Now get back in the kitchen and make me some Pie!
Posted by: Oddybobo at August 04, 2005 08:48 AM (6Gm0j)
Posted by: Peter at August 04, 2005 10:25 AM (YxGAS)
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August 03, 2005
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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If the sky were made of paper and the ocean my ink well, I still wouldn't be able to describe how much I love you, and how wonderful you make me feel when I am with you.
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...because I went to a public school and am functionally illiterate... but I *do* have great self esteem...
Posted by: Harvey at August 03, 2005 07:51 AM (ubhj8)
Posted by: Susie at August 03, 2005 09:15 AM (PWYyH)
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...because I'd need to use, like, a tree-pen, and how the hell could I ever lift one of those?
Posted by: Lee at August 03, 2005 09:35 AM (v+quO)
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August 02, 2005
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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You know it's love when the tiny details about another person, ones that are insignificant to most people, seem fascinating and incredible to you.
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...what I'm trying to say, Honey, is that you need implants...
Posted by: Harvey at August 02, 2005 08:05 AM (ubhj8)
Posted by: Uber at August 02, 2005 05:08 PM (oXbKj)
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What the hell do you mean when you say I should look into Enzyte?
Posted by: Andrew (Aris Ravencroft) at August 02, 2005 11:58 PM (mtIIe)
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August 01, 2005
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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Because you lie beside me now,
I dream of kites and carousels
and sleep at peace within myself
and fear the night no more...
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...I love you, Jack Daniels...
Posted by: Harvey at August 01, 2005 07:31 AM (ubhj8)
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Because you no longer lie beside me,
I dream of agony and pain
and sleep restlessly and furtively
and fear the night even more...
heh.
Consider that "New Love Note" despoiled.
Posted by: _Jon at August 01, 2005 08:49 AM (R6yie)
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Ah, uJon, I can always count on you to put a dark cloud around ANY silver lining :-)
Now post something at that wet end of a blog of yours, or you'll be starring in the next dirty joke at Madfish Willie's...
Posted by: Harvey at August 01, 2005 10:32 AM (ubhj8)
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That guy must be one well-hung freak if he can "sleep within himself."
Yuck.
Where do you get this smut?
Posted by: a4g at August 01, 2005 06:45 PM (6qAma)
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There are many reasons I am not posting.
But a really big one is that I have nothing to write that isn't depressing. I'd rather just not talk about what's going on in my life. It's not a matter of not wanting to share with good people who want to help. It's more that it would be a burden to me knowing that people whom I care about and who care about me would be reading about my troubles and hurting for me. I'd rather not stick them with that needle of sorrow when they visit. I'd prefer the surf somewhere that is happy or funny or enjoyable to them. I can't bring that right now, so I'd rather not bring anything.
k?
Posted by: _Jon at August 02, 2005 09:04 AM (ZM3Qb)
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NOOOOOOO!!!
You HAVE to post about your sorrows so that we can kick you while you're down! :-P
Or at least open up your comments so we can have a party. Might cheer you up :-)
Posted by: Harvey at August 02, 2005 09:14 AM (ubhj8)
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