October 31, 2004
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True love is the greatest thing in the worldÂ…
Except for cough dropsÂ…
Everyone knows that.
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Bah -
1) Indoor plumbing
2) Electricity
3) Remote Control
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q) Cough Drops
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x) True Love
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Posted by: _Jon at November 01, 2004 10:08 AM (uHRYR)
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"And a nice MLT Sandwich. That's a Mutton and Lettuce and Tomato Sandwich, where the mutton's nice and lean. And the tomato's nice and perky.."
Posted by: GEBIV at November 01, 2004 10:34 AM (pOH9u)
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October 29, 2004
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Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore... my face should be among them.
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That, and you have 4 of them... which is just kinda WEIRD :-/
Posted by: Harvey at October 29, 2004 10:35 PM (ubhj8)
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Mine has one in back... for dancing!
Posted by: Madfish Willie at October 30, 2004 08:01 AM (Uq/6d)
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BLblblblblblb!
They are forever 'etched' in my memory.
Posted by: tbflowers at October 30, 2004 12:48 PM (ldq5R)
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Ah, the mid-boob head shake...
I love that :-)
Posted by: Harvey at October 30, 2004 02:17 PM (ubhj8)
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October 28, 2004
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True is the word of your eyes
Beauty is the beating of your heart
Love is the smile on your face
Desire is the touch of your hand
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Kinky is the spanking of your ass.
Posted by: Harvey at October 28, 2004 11:10 PM (ubhj8)
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Wet is my sleeping spot of choice.
Posted by: tbflowers at October 29, 2004 06:21 PM (DNTsr)
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Rollin' around in the spoog running down the side of your own leg....
Posted by: Madfish Willie at October 29, 2004 10:53 PM (Uq/6d)
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'nother wet dream, Willie? :-P
Posted by: Harvey at October 29, 2004 11:05 PM (ubhj8)
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October 27, 2004
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Your voice makes me tremble inside
And your smile is an invitation
For my imagination to go wild
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... Consider this an RSVP from my pants.
Posted by: Harvey at October 27, 2004 10:39 PM (ubhj8)
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But I'm worried about these credit card bills....
Posted by: _Jon at October 27, 2004 11:16 PM (RZ4Hy)
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and I'm wild about good things like thongs and such.
Thanks for the nice greeting the other day Harvey 8-)
Posted by: Cabel at October 28, 2004 09:44 AM (MlyBA)
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RSVP from my pants... LMAO... Good One, Herbey!!!!
Posted by: Madfish Willie at October 28, 2004 06:07 PM (Uq/6d)
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Your voice makes me tremble inside
And your smile is an invitation
For my imagination to go wild
...
so why not perceive my wishes,
request that we play my fantasy,
show me love, the grin a cheshire flashes.
or just drop trou and say 'Do me'.
Posted by: tbflowers at October 28, 2004 10:59 PM (a5e9e)
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Yup... wasted talent... TB needs a blog :-)
Posted by: Harvey at October 29, 2004 10:36 PM (ubhj8)
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October 26, 2004
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Love comes quietlyÂ…
But you know when it is there
Because suddenlyÂ…
You are not alone anymoreÂ…
And there is no sadness in you.
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...and the sheets are soaking wet.
Posted by: Harvey at October 26, 2004 06:41 PM (ubhj8)
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Love comes quietlyÂ…
But you know when it is there
Because suddenlyÂ…
You are not alone anymoreÂ…
And there is no sadness in you.
Only me,
with that funny look on my face,
trying desperately not to wake the kids in the throes of our climax.
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October 25, 2004
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Each night when the day is through,
I don't ask much, I just want you.
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... handcuffed to the bed, wearing that little French Maid outfit.
Posted by: Harvey at October 25, 2004 09:29 PM (ubhj8)
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... to not nag at me about something.
Posted by: _Jon at October 26, 2004 12:24 PM (R6yie)
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....to only be wearing those nice lacy white panties and nothing else.
Posted by: Cabel at October 26, 2004 01:23 PM (MlyBA)
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Each night when the day is through,
I don't ask much, I just want you.
...covered from head to toe, in tight latex of blue,
with curiously placed zippers and holes for view,
and those wonderful boots that cost a buck or two,
pull me to the bedroom, and slut for me will do,
tease me, please me, screw me blue, I'll say, "I love you."
Posted by: tbflowers at October 26, 2004 01:25 PM (/GbaI)
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Trust me, I know I'm no poet.
Posted by: tbflowers at October 26, 2004 01:26 PM (/GbaI)
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TB - odd... I was just about to say the opposite.
And to ask if you have a blog yet?
Posted by: Harvey at October 26, 2004 02:26 PM (ubhj8)
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And Cabel, just wanted to thank you for stopping by. I don't believe we've met yet.
I'm Harvey
Feel free to chime in more often. No need to be shy :-)
Posted by: Harvey at October 26, 2004 02:28 PM (ubhj8)
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No blog. Very lightly considered it. Done no research. Thanks for the compliment.
Posted by: tbflowers at October 26, 2004 06:59 PM (lkOLI)
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October 24, 2004
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To love a person is to learn the song
That is in their heart,
And to sing it to them
When they have forgotten.
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But REAL love is to know that she keeps
Birth control pills in her purse,
And remind her to take them
When she has forgotten.
Posted by: Harvey at October 24, 2004 09:24 PM (ubhj8)
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1) aw, that's sweet.
2) LOL at yer comment.
Posted by: sarahk at October 24, 2004 10:38 PM (HtWwm)
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There's a music band in my heart? That explains the heartbeats, then.
Posted by: Earl at October 25, 2004 10:14 AM (ywZa8)
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October 22, 2004
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I love you
Because the Earth turns
Round the sun
Because the North wind
Blows North sometimes
Because the Pope is Catholic
And most Rabbis Jewish
Because winters flow into springs
And the air clears after a storm
Because only my love for you
Despite the charms of gravity
Keeps me from falling off this Earth
Into another dimension
I love you
Because it is the natural order of things
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October 21, 2004
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I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bed rock!
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... although I've kinda lost interest after catching you in bed with Dino.
Posted by: Harvey at October 21, 2004 09:13 PM (ubhj8)
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hehe... Dino does it doggy style!
Posted by: Madfish Willie at October 21, 2004 09:39 PM (usnuR)
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Bam BAM thank you ma'am...
Hey, nice pebbles...
Posted by: tbflowers at October 22, 2004 10:22 AM (En0Gh)
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October 20, 2004
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To wish is to wish for you
To sleep is to dream of you
To live is to wait for you
To smile is to think of you
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October 19, 2004
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I cannot exist without you
I am forgetful of everything but seeing you again
My life seems to stop there
I see no further.
You have absorbed me.
I have a sensation at the present moment as though I were dissolving
I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for religion
I have shuddered at it
I shudder no more
I could be martyred for my religion
Love is my religion
I could die for that
I could die for you
My creed is love, and you are its only tenet
You have ravished me away by a power I cannot resist.
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Riding a full-throttle rocket-sled across the fine line between determined suitor and creepy stalker.
Posted by: Harvey at October 19, 2004 07:08 PM (ubhj8)
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Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?
Posted by: Madfish Willie at October 19, 2004 09:45 PM (iCGe/)
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"My life seems to stop there
I see no further."
You staring at boobies AGAIN??
Posted by: Alex at October 20, 2004 06:37 AM (a1D32)
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Alex - Again? no.
Still :-)
Bartender - You'd BETTER have that Latin translator toy at the bar!
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October 18, 2004
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I spent last night dreaming of your eyes,
But your hair kept getting in the way.
Your lips dropped in to tell me how youÂ’d been,
But when I tried to kiss them,
My pillow told me IÂ’d missed them.
Your voice dropped by and sang a lullaby,
And it was then I knew just what to do.
IÂ’d fall asleep and then,
IÂ’d dream of you again.
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Hopefully I'll get a little further south before I wake up this time.
Posted by: Harvey at October 18, 2004 06:37 PM (ubhj8)
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Oh, so THAT's why your voice dropped. Damn, i need to lay off the beer goggles.
Posted by: tommy at October 18, 2004 07:14 PM (dsQar)
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Next time I'm tying you to the bed. That'll learn ya.
All I Have To Do Is, Dream
Dream, dream dream dream, dream, dream dream dream
When I want you in my arms, when I want you and all your charms
Whenever I want you, all I have to do, is
Dream, dream dream dream
When I feel blue in the night, and I need you to hold me tight
Whenever I want you, all I have to do, is
I can make you mine, taste your lips of wine, any time, night or day
Only trouble is, gee wiz, I'm dreamin' my life away
I need you so that I could die, I love you so, and that is why
Whenever I want you, all I have to do, is
Dream, dream dream dream, dream
I can make you mine, taste your lips of wine, any time, night or day
Only trouble is, gee wiz, I'm dreamin' my life away
I need you so that I could die, I love you so, and that is why
Whenever I want you, all I have to do, is
Dream, dream dream dream
Posted by: tbflowers at October 18, 2004 07:28 PM (s4pvn)
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I spent last night dreaming of your eyes,
But your hair kept getting in the way.
Your lips dropped in to tell me how youÂ’d been,
But when I tried to kiss them,
My pillow told me IÂ’d missed them.
Your voice dropped by and sang a lullaby,
And it was then I knew just what to do.
IÂ’d fall asleep and then,
IÂ’d dream of you again...
And make love to my pillow instead of you...
Posted by: tbflowers at October 18, 2004 07:30 PM (s4pvn)
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Whoa! I come to look at who has linked me and I find a romantic poem. (and a pretty good one too) I had been all ticked off by reading a DU thread on rightwingnews and now I feel all tingly.
Thanks!
Posted by: Rightwingsparkle at October 19, 2004 01:46 PM (eRW22)
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Herbey... you are such a buttface... why haven't you got all your blog-family nominated over at Ellis Island.... and Rightwingsparkle, too... if they were MY fans, they'd already be signed up... but you are such a jack-ass... Shpxurnq!!1!
Posted by: Madfish Willie at October 19, 2004 10:48 PM (iCGe/)
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RWS - My pleasure. Glad you like the love notes. Be sure to read the introduction on those.
Just be careful if you read the comments. The warning is there for a reason :-)
And just so you know, any comment naughtiness is completely unrelated to my feelings for Beloved Wife, which have not changed.
The comments are just a little immature fun that's being poked.
MW - Yeah, I know. I need to talk to you about that.
Posted by: Harvey at October 20, 2004 03:48 PM (ubhj8)
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You have a double post, fjuckhead....
Posted by: Sanefish William at October 20, 2004 05:02 PM (usnuR)
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TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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I spent last night dreaming of your eyes,
But your hair kept getting in the way.
Your lips dropped in to tell me how youÂ’d been,
But when I tried to kiss them,
My pillow told me IÂ’d missed them.
Your voice dropped by and sang a lullaby,
And it was then I knew just what to do.
IÂ’d fall asleep and then,
IÂ’d dream of you again.
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It wasn't the hair that kept getting in the way.
It was ... uhh ... oh yeah - death.
(sorry if that seemed a bit snarky.)
Kinda odd how an experience in someone's life can change even the most romantic elem ents into painful reminders.
I started this comm ent as one of my "reconstruct with different words" poems, but this popped into my head (pissy day at work today), and I figured; "Well, I haven't been an asshole much lately (MW is soo good at it...), so I'll toss that out there."
So I did.
I think it stems from the fact that Farvve didn't suck Sunday. If he had, I might be feeling a bit more love.
(Hey - your anti-spam software is too aggressive. It's beating me up about m e n - without spaces.)
Posted by: _Jon at October 19, 2004 09:55 AM (ZM3Qb)
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Is there an echo in here?
Posted by: Madfish Willie at October 19, 2004 06:37 PM (iCGe/)
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It's in your fucking empty head, Bartender.
And stop making _Jon do all the heavy lifting. Being the comment asshole is YOUR job :-P
_Jon [WHACK! WHACK!] two for apologizing. This ain't no freakin' tea party. Have at it :-)
Posted by: Harvey at October 20, 2004 03:36 PM (ubhj8)
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Cool! I can say "men" in the comments again!
Looks like Pixy got over his androphobia :-)
Posted by: Harvey at October 20, 2004 03:39 PM (ubhj8)
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October 17, 2004
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Your eyes were closed,
Your lips were sweet
And one soft kiss
Meant joy complete.
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That, Jodi Foster, is why I shot Reagan.
~sorry, just seemed a little too stalkish~
Posted by: tommy at October 17, 2004 10:44 PM (dsQar)
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TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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I swore to myself
It wouldnÂ’t happen again
I vowed to myself
That this was the end.
The end of this longing,
This yearning so strong.
I said I was over you,
But oh, I was wrong.
Now here it is again,
Quite a while later.
And my love for you
Is now even greater.
I spend all my time
Thinking of you,
IÂ’m in love with you again
And thereÂ’s nothing I can do.
NOTE: I first started dating the woman who would one day become my Beloved Wife shortly after I joined the Navy in 1986. In the 12 years that followed, we broke up & got back together at least half a dozen times. Our love continually oscillated between ember and inferno. Eventually, however, we realized how much we meant to each other, and after one particularly romantic evening in 1998, we caught fire in a way that would shame the sun. We were married less than a year later, and have been blazing ever since.
NOTE 2: Happy Sweetest Day, Beloved Wife :-)
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12 years of yo-yo love. Geez. Met mine and was married 11 months later.
Wish I could willy-peter our fire from time to time though.
Happy Sweetest Day indeed!
Posted by: tbflowers at October 17, 2004 04:00 AM (cnxmh)
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You know, here in Missouri, we don't celebrate Sweetest Day.
Thankfully, it's one less flower holiday to remember.
Posted by: Brian J. at October 17, 2004 08:42 AM (V04ml)
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Umm... Wasn't Sweetest Day (the artificial, fall version of Valentines Day) yesterday?
My calendar says it was on the 16th.
(Of course, this comment is made by someone who has never actually had a relationship actually last long enough to worry about sending flowers in October.) :-P
Posted by: GEBIV at October 17, 2004 09:59 AM (rUs3x)
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"Eventually, however, we realized how much we meant to each other, and after one particularly romantic evening in 1998,"... it's kind of funny how sometimes the universe just won't let two people botch up a good thing anymore. The planets align correctly and make you see you have to be with one another. *grin*
Posted by: Boudicca at October 17, 2004 11:08 AM (OfXwr)
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Brian - Yeah, S-day is my least favorite Hallmark Holiday :-/
GEBIV - I posted this after midnight, but I was still on the 10-16 wakefulness cycle, so it counts for the 16th :-P
Which reminds me... Hey Bartender! How come I don't have a time stamp at the bottom of my posts? What the fuck were you drinking when you set this up?
More importantly how do I fix it?
Posted by: Harvey at October 17, 2004 12:37 PM (ubhj8)
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Look it up in the MT User Manual... just like I would have to...
Posted by: Madfish Willie at October 17, 2004 04:58 PM (iCGe/)
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Happy anniversary from me and Sally. A little late, I know but still, hope it was a good one!
Posted by: Alex at October 18, 2004 02:10 AM (a1D32)
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Note to readers: Lorena is Beloved Wife.
"I want cake" is from an episode of "Mad About You".
I'll let you Google that. Good luck, it's kind of obscure :-)
Posted by: Harvey at October 18, 2004 11:18 PM (ubhj8)
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October 15, 2004
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I fell in love with her courage, her sincerity, and her flaming self-respect and it's these things I'd believe in even if the whole world indulged in wild suspicions that she wasn't all she should be... I love her and that's the beginning of everything.
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And if I can't get those Polaroids back from her, it's going to be the END of everything.
Posted by: Harvey at October 15, 2004 10:30 PM (ubhj8)
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And that's her alibi and I'm sticking to it!
Posted by: GEBIV at October 15, 2004 10:32 PM (T6YnG)
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October 14, 2004
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How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of being and ideal grace.
I love thee to the level of every dayÂ’s
Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight.
I love thee freely, as men strive for right;
I love thee purely, as they turn from praise.
I love thee with the passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhoodÂ’s faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints- I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life! - and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death.
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I also love thee with the endless power of V!agra
Posted by: Harvey at October 14, 2004 10:58 PM (ubhj8)
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By "love thee after death," of course, i DO mean necrophilia. Why not, you just lay there as it is anyway.
:-D
Posted by: tommy at October 15, 2004 07:06 AM (dsQar)
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Why, Harvey, I didn't expect you to know Portuguese!
Posted by: Brian J. at October 15, 2004 08:30 AM (V04ml)
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Tommy - ROTFL! [cue Alice Cooper's "I Love the Dead"]
Brian - I spent 5 days in Rio while I was in the Navy. I learned SOMETHING besides how to spot men in drag :-)
Posted by: Harvey at October 15, 2004 11:35 PM (ubhj8)
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October 13, 2004
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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
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Wow! I can't believe that worked!
Hey... ya know what ELSE makes me feel better?...
Posted by: Harvey at October 13, 2004 11:31 PM (ubhj8)
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And while your at it, can you get a
pretty girl in here to smile too?
Posted by: GEBIV at October 14, 2004 09:27 AM (nptaU)
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GEBIV - DAMN! That's harsh! :-)
Posted by: Harvey at October 14, 2004 06:46 PM (ubhj8)
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Oh! I just remembered how my hands fit the curve of your waist and how your smiles fit the curve of my mind.
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I just wish I were blind enough to fit your ugly :-(
Posted by: Harvey at October 13, 2004 06:53 AM (ubhj8)
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And I *really* enjoy how my tongue fits in you.
Posted by: _Jon at October 13, 2004 08:22 AM (grH7t)
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What do you mean it doesn't fit back there?
Posted by: tommy at October 13, 2004 11:12 AM (v0EoW)
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October 11, 2004
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As the rain falls from the sky
So have I fallen for you.
As the thunder longs to be heard,
So I long to be loved by you.
As the lightning bolts across the sky,
So my heart bolts for you.
As the sun shines beautifully and brightly,
So does my smile because of you.
For without rain, there is no growth.
Without thunder, there is no sound.
Without lightning, there is no brightness.
Without sun, there is no warmth.
And without you, there is no love!
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And without the key, there is no escape from these handcuffs. Keep looking, honey...
Posted by: Harvey at October 11, 2004 07:37 PM (ubhj8)
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And without circulation, there is no feeling in your hands...
Posted by: GEBIV at October 11, 2004 09:31 PM (T6YnG)
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As the earthquakes in Washington State tremble
So your lovin' makes my "volcano" erupt.
Posted by: Jeff Brazill at October 11, 2004 10:05 PM (FbAVH)
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As our gazes align
So we greet.
As our hands join
So we touch.
As our lips meet
So we kiss.
As out bodies intertwine
So we hug.
For without your eyes, there is no vision.
Without hands, no petting.
Without lips, no caress.
Without hugs, no embraces.
And without you, there is no sex!
And if there is no sex, then there is no point in
putting up with your constant bitching!
:evil laugh:
Posted by: _Jon at October 11, 2004 10:17 PM (RZ4Hy)
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ROFLMAO. That goes BOTH ways. Without sex no point in putting up with his constant bitching.
Posted by: vw bug at October 12, 2004 11:43 AM (HLWaW)
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_Jon - just when I was starting to think I needed to chastise you for getting all mushy...
You make me SO proud ;-)
Posted by: Harvey at October 13, 2004 06:46 AM (ubhj8)
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