September 30, 2004
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You are the hot air balloon. You are the one floating among the clouds with the world below, details insignificant, astounding beauty enveloping you. I am the one reaching for you with my feet well grounded. And, as I reach, when I touch you... For just that second, I loose the ground and fly. And the flight is worth the agony of reaching.
[to which I added]
(thanks for making me stretch from time to time :-)
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... stretch my paycheck, stretch the truth, stretch your little sister...
Posted by: Harvey at September 30, 2004 07:24 PM (ubhj8)
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i thought you only had to "stretch yourself" when she made you sleep on the couch. :-D
Posted by: tommy at September 30, 2004 09:33 PM (7iw+1)
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i'm the hot air balloon because you're full of hot air.
(i know it's lame, but i've been remiss in commenting much here lately, so i might take a while to get warmed back up.)
Posted by: sarahk at September 30, 2004 10:19 PM (HtWwm)
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I'm only full of hot air after you blow me...
I mean, blow me up.
Like a balloon.
Aw, forget it :-/
Posted by: Harvey at September 30, 2004 11:05 PM (ubhj8)
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"But the part where you whacked my left shoulder off with an axe, before I could get aboard the hot-air balloon, and I plummeted to my death with my life squirting out of a stump near and dear, to my ear, told me; this relationship was not to be."
Posted by: Jeff Brazill at October 01, 2004 12:11 AM (Yukjz)
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You are the hot air balloon.
You are large and bulbous and high above me.
You look down upon us 'little people' and drop your excrement with hostility.
You reach down to our outstretched hands, pulling back just as we could nearly touch - laughing maniacally.
You float aimlessly by, torturing us with stories of your freedom.
You travel freely, covering the land you consider your kingdom.
You visit and play, moving carelessly, teasing all from your high home.
Many admire you. Relaxed and fun. How you float so free. Enjoying the day.
You tease and move on. Glimmer and glitz and gone. Insignificant are we. For you it's all play.
But that's alright. I'm waiting just beyond this clumb of trees. With a shotgun. I'm gonna blow your ass away.
Posted by: _Jon at October 01, 2004 07:44 AM (grH7t)
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Jeff & _Jon - all right, that's enough showing off for one day :-P
Posted by: Harvey at October 01, 2004 06:20 PM (ubhj8)
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September 29, 2004
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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Wherever I am right now, I'd rather be standing behind you, kissing your neck.
Love,
Harv
[NOTE: I actually wrote this one myself]
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... the 3 pages of follow-up activities have been omitted in accordance with the Federal Communications Decency Act.
Posted by: Harvey at September 29, 2004 10:59 PM (ubhj8)
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That one was great. I will steal that.
It will drive my Malaika completely batty. hehehe...
Posted by: Joshua at September 30, 2004 12:03 AM (ZOwDj)
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'cause from behind, in the dark, your neck is just like your sister's.
Posted by: _Jon at September 30, 2004 07:47 AM (ZM3Qb)
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_Jon - sadly, I can't use that one, since Beloved Wife is an only child :-/
Posted by: Harvey at September 30, 2004 06:46 PM (ubhj8)
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"And I hope, just this once, you won't have that damned .357 hidden under your apron. Can't you see I WANT you?"
Posted by: Jeff Brazill at October 01, 2004 12:18 AM (Yukjz)
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September 26, 2004
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.
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September 25, 2004
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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If I gave you flowers as often as I thought of you, the world would be covered in roses.
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... If I were thinking of your mother, the world would be covered in thistles.
Posted by: Harvey at September 25, 2004 10:49 PM (ubhj8)
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hehehe.
That was a good one ...
and the one about the ma'in-law was funny too.
Posted by: Joshua at September 26, 2004 12:38 AM (ZOwDj)
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September 24, 2004
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Never before have I awoken with a feeling like this. A feeling that lifts me up from out of the darkness and leads me into light. Never before have I believed in angels on Earth, or that a simple fairytale would become my very life. Never before have I trusted someone with my mind and my heart, or fallen asleep only so I could see another enchanting day with someone. Never before have I been so in love or so happy.
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Posted by: Harvey at September 24, 2004 10:11 PM (ubhj8)
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But I thought that Crack came as rocks?
Posted by: GEBIV at September 24, 2004 10:54 PM (BQDCT)
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September 23, 2004
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"If ever there was a man who felt he had found the secret to perfecting his life it is I... I have found it in you. You have unfolded like a beautiful butterfly, becoming more than I ever imagined... you are forever adding balance to my life and clearing my vision."
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... by which I mean "The beer goggles are off. I'm outta here."
Posted by: Harvey at September 23, 2004 10:19 PM (ubhj8)
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"No more looking through Stroh's-colored glasses."
Posted by: Jeff Brazill at September 24, 2004 07:25 PM (Yukjz)
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September 22, 2004
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This was love at first sight, love everlasting: a feeling unknown, unhoped for, unexpected - in so far as it could be a matter of conscious awareness; it took entire possession of him, and he understood, with joyous amazement, that this was for life.
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... although it actually turned out to be "until overtaken by sobriety".
Posted by: Harvey at September 22, 2004 11:29 PM (ubhj8)
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... with apologies for that "premature" thing...
Posted by: _Jon at September 23, 2004 07:42 AM (grH7t)
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And then he realized his jeans would not zip easily until she relieved is "posession".
Posted by: Jeff Brazill at September 23, 2004 10:11 AM (Yukjz)
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September 21, 2004
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Love you... It's funny how two words can take up so little space on a piece of paper, but fill up ALL of the space in my heart.
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... not unlike the words "high cholesterol".
Posted by: Harvey at September 21, 2004 10:32 PM (ubhj8)
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or empty your wallet like the words, child support.
Posted by: Rey at September 21, 2004 11:51 PM (UY3qI)
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September 20, 2004
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The four most important words in any marriage... "I'll do the dishes."
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... with "let me blow you" coming in a close second.
Posted by: Harvey at September 20, 2004 11:07 PM (ubhj8)
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"Where is my dinner?"
or
"Bring me my beer"
Posted by: Temujin at September 20, 2004 11:53 PM (7Wfkm)
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No woman EVER shot a man while he was doing the dishes.
Posted by: Margi at September 21, 2004 03:28 AM (MAdsZ)
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Closely followed by:
"I'll watch the kids."
And one of my personal favorites is
"Go take a nap"
Posted by: Anita at September 21, 2004 07:36 AM (Iadgk)
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And the six worst to hear in any marriage: "Mom is only staying a week"
Posted by: Jeff at September 21, 2004 01:55 PM (xg0ak)
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" I WANT to swallow"... ;-)
Posted by: Rey at September 22, 2004 02:41 AM (UY3qI)
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September 18, 2004
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If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
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... another $49.95, and I'll be able to do more than look at you.
Posted by: Harvey at September 18, 2004 11:26 PM (ubhj8)
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And although you've only been gone for seven days, it already seems like a week...
Posted by: Jeff Brazill at September 19, 2004 03:45 AM (xg0ak)
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September 17, 2004
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Amid the gloom and travail of existence suddenly to behold a beautiful being... and as instantaneously to feel an overwhelming conviction, that with that fair form, our destinies must be entwined... this is love.
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... whaddya mean, "Back off. I have a restraining order"?
Posted by: Harvey at September 17, 2004 10:39 PM (ubhj8)
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No Honey, if I untie you, that would change our destiny....
Posted by: _Jon at September 18, 2004 07:20 AM (RZ4Hy)
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September 16, 2004
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Warm like a summer's breeze
Soft as a night's whisper
Deep as the bluest sea
The fullness of love
Unbound and free
Shine on me in the night
With starlit glow
And mellow my day with your desires
That in my step I am light and free
And in my sleep I am content
And at rest...
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Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive and heaven has been brought to me.
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Although somehow I'd always imagined that angels would have much bigger tits...
Posted by: Harvey at September 16, 2004 12:44 AM (ubhj8)
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Is this a bad time to mention that Angels are sexless? (cue Mudfish Billy)
Posted by: tommy at September 16, 2004 09:18 AM (v0EoW)
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And they don't drink, either (I saw "Dogma" :-)
Posted by: Harvey at September 16, 2004 05:16 PM (ubhj8)
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September 13, 2004
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For hearing my thoughts, understanding my dreams and being my best friend... For filling my life with joy and loving me without end... I do.
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... for everything else, there's a prenuptual agreement.
Posted by: Harvey at September 13, 2004 08:09 PM (ubhj8)
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...you, nightly. Sometimes at lunchime. Keep your weekends clear.
Happy birthday, Harvey.
ps, I asked around, but none of the girls on campus would let me take pictures of their boobs for you. But i tried.
Posted by: tommy at September 14, 2004 04:16 PM (v0EoW)
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September 12, 2004
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I've been thinking how hungry my mind and body are for you... and it's time for food for my thoughts...
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... Hmmm... this slice of pie needs a little Reddi-Wip.
Posted by: Harvey at September 12, 2004 11:20 PM (ubhj8)
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... however, I'm not a salad guy!
Posted by: That 1 Guy at September 13, 2004 12:41 AM (tNB+Q)
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Hope you don't mind, but I'm going to start sending these to my husband - from ME. He doesn't read your blogsite, at least not yet... :-) And I love these things!
Posted by: vw bug at September 13, 2004 04:27 PM (7c5p7)
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Bug - as I say in the Love Note Intro post, I stole 99% of these myself. Use them as you please, and unlike the rest of my posts, I don't ask for any credit on these.
Just let me know if they help you get laid ;-)
Posted by: Harvey at September 13, 2004 04:49 PM (tJfh1)
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September 09, 2004
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My favorite place to be is inside of your hugs where it's warm and loving.
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... and by "hugs", I mean... oh, nevermind...
Posted by: Harvey at September 09, 2004 10:05 PM (ubhj8)
Posted by: Sally at September 10, 2004 02:27 AM (a1D32)
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Oh, no ... tooo easy. "Must maintain clean cut guy persona" .....
Posted by: That 1 Guy at September 10, 2004 04:27 AM (DVR1z)
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T1G - who do you think YOU'RE fooling?
clean cut guy persona, HA. I've been to comment parties with you Dude!
Posted by: Tammi at September 10, 2004 02:23 PM (UOdfZ)
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And I've retrieved the tan bikini briefs from the chandelier, Tammi!
Posted by: Sally at September 10, 2004 03:17 PM (a1D32)
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Is that why I keep loosing my grip?
Posted by: GEBIV at September 10, 2004 08:14 PM (Pf34o)
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September 08, 2004
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My wife makes the best lasagna in the whole world :-)
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... and I'm not just saying that because she substitutes marijuana for the oregano.
Posted by: Harvey at September 08, 2004 11:34 PM (ubhj8)
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actually i find basil to smell more like the mary-jane. but each to his own.
Posted by: goldie at September 09, 2004 05:36 PM (stGoY)
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Long-haired, FM-type, hippy pot-heads... go back to tokin on your bongs
Posted by: Madfish Willie at September 09, 2004 07:39 PM (ZQAP0)
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Heh. Bartender's been listening to Limbaugh again :-)
Posted by: Harvey at September 09, 2004 11:05 PM (ubhj8)
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September 07, 2004
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Since you are my sunshine and I am your raindrop, together we can create an everlasting rainbow of love.
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... by which I mean, how about some multicultural group sex?
Posted by: Harvey at September 07, 2004 07:11 PM (ubhj8)
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So, would the life insurance payout be the pot of gold?
Posted by: GEBIV at September 07, 2004 08:05 PM (GN0O2)
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Look! there's a horde of hot babes at the end of the rainbow! Ireland rocks!
Posted by: Earl at September 08, 2004 03:03 PM (43KfG)
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September 04, 2004
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Thank you for yesterday, today, and always...
For bringing me happiness right from the start
and offering me both your love and your heart,
for being so thoughtful in all that your do,
overlooking my faults, and understanding me too.
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PS. I'm REALLY sorry about that thing with your sister.
Posted by: Harvey at September 04, 2004 12:00 AM (ubhj8)
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No your not.
The only thing you're sorry about is that you couldn't get both of them at once.
Posted by: _Jon at September 04, 2004 07:25 PM (RZ4Hy)
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September 02, 2004
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From the moment that our lips parted for the first time, and our eyes were married in a long loving glance, my heart told me that you were the one. My lips needed some more reassurance, but my heart was for certain!
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... "Mr. Happy" seconded the motion.
Posted by: Harvey at September 02, 2004 06:50 PM (ubhj8)
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You're special. You didn't press charges.
Posted by: tbflowers at September 02, 2004 09:06 PM (ey0gb)
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And my hands? They have a mind of their own.
Posted by: goldie at September 03, 2004 03:27 PM (stGoY)
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