May 30, 2004
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Love make the world seem brighter and more beautiful. Everything is touched with magic... and that magic is you.
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Alrighty then....
I got a magic wand for ya...
But on a serious note -
Your love makes my life so much brighter that on a dark night, I can still see your beautiful face plain as day.
Posted by: _Jon at May 31, 2004 06:40 PM (b16Af)
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May 29, 2004
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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[Something a little different today]
Rob of Gut Rumbles describes "THE LOOK" in a guest post at Key Issues. It gave me chills because I knew exactly what he was talking about.
On a warm spring Wisconsin evening in 1986, I saw THE LOOK in Beloved Wife's eyes for the first time.
I did two things:
1) kissed her
2) knew that I'd marry her
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As wasted as I am right now, the only thing that comes to mind includes the Gopher Look, and that wouldn't be appropriate, me thinks.
Posted by: _Jon at May 30, 2004 01:36 AM (b16Af)
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_Jon, LOL!
I always thought "The Look" was a fairly sinister thing that women were meant to use to bring men to heel...I never mastered that form of it myself alas...
Posted by: Sally at May 30, 2004 05:19 PM (a1D32)
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Harvey--wow...
Sally--You may have it mastered. It's just a language that only certain men can read. ; )
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May 27, 2004
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Your voice makes me tremble inside and your smile is an invitation for my imagination to go wild.
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... and my imagination likes whipped cream, cherries, and chocolate syrup...
Posted by: _Jon at May 28, 2004 08:50 AM (ewFgD)
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Your trembling voice makes me imagine that you've invited me with a wild smile.
The Stalker's Handbook
Posted by: Johnny - Oh at May 28, 2004 07:51 PM (Nl2WO)
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May 26, 2004
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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Sometimes we make love with our eyes. Sometimes we make love with our hands. Sometimes we make love with our bodies. Always we make love with our hearts.
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And sometimes we just fuck like rabbits.
Posted by: _Jon at May 27, 2004 08:36 AM (ewFgD)
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Heh. Yes, yes we do :-)
Posted by: Harvey at May 27, 2004 06:19 PM (ubhj8)
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Got any pictures of it?
... wanna buy some?
Posted by: _Jon at May 27, 2004 07:29 PM (b16Af)
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No, and how much? Do I get free shipping if I buy them all?
Posted by: Harvey at May 27, 2004 08:31 PM (ubhj8)
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May 25, 2004
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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The wind blows, restlessly.
Like thoughts in my mind.
I miss you already.
Though I know you're not yet gone.
But soon you probably will be.
My thoughts, they wander aimlessly.
My emotions are ineffable.
I don't know what it is I feel.
But I do know,
That if you go,
I am missing you already.
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hehehe... the wind blows free... how much do you charge... childishly LMAO...
Posted by: Madfish Willie at May 26, 2004 11:40 AM (rQ9MS)
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Yeah, Willie, I got your blowjob right here. Just stick your pecker in this hurricane fan...
Posted by: Harvey at May 26, 2004 02:04 PM (ubhj8)
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Ooooooch! But... I have stuck my pecker in worse things than that!
Posted by: Madfish Willie at May 26, 2004 09:41 PM (rQ9MS)
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May 24, 2004
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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If you think my eyes are beautiful, it's because they're looking at you.
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May 23, 2004
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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Love and electricity are one in the same, my dear... if you do not feel the jolt in your soul every time a kiss is shared, a whisper is spoken, a touch is felt, then you're not really in love at all.
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... or one the wires leading to the battery has fallen off...
Posted by: _Jon at May 24, 2004 05:40 AM (b16Af)
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I'll leave further perverse comments regarding batteries to my esteemed blogbrothers *snicker*
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Posted by: Harvey at May 24, 2004 02:59 PM (tJfh1)
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Dammit _jon! There's no way I can top that. Nice one!
Posted by: Johnny - Oh at May 24, 2004 04:46 PM (Nl2WO)
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Thanks. :bow:
I even messed it up - left the 'of' out.
I'll be out of town for a few days, maybe up to a week, so you'll have time to practice.
I'm hoping we can get sis' to be a bit perverted...
Posted by: _Jon at May 24, 2004 06:09 PM (b16Af)
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Johnny-Oh - [WHACK!] That's for being a quitter. Get back to work!
_Jon - Don't use the words "perverted" & "sis" in the same sentence. This blog is out of Wisconsin, not West Virginia.
Posted by: Harvey at May 24, 2004 06:25 PM (ubhj8)
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Heh.
Reminds me of the "definition" of "Relative Humidity".
Indeed.
Posted by: _Jon at May 24, 2004 07:32 PM (b16Af)
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Ah yes... that would be this:
http://www.the-joke-box.com/Detailed/192.html
or
http://prairiehome.publicradio.org/features/hodgepodge/19990410_jokeshow/jokes/0321_3.htm
Posted by: Harvey at May 24, 2004 07:47 PM (ubhj8)
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I'll pretend not to have seen that ;-)
Posted by: Sally at May 25, 2004 03:22 PM (a1D32)
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May 22, 2004
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.
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Love is like having hot wax poored on you. It bites, tantilizes, and leaves a lasting mark.
Posted by: _Jon at May 23, 2004 12:17 AM (b16Af)
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Love is like being burned at the stake. It binds you, tests you, burns you, and eventually consumes you.
Top that _Jon!
Posted by: Johnny - Oh at May 23, 2004 01:35 AM (Nl2WO)
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OK:
"Love sucks monster donkey dick with dripping infected goo from an open sore."
nothing like sibling rivalry...
Hey Willie - is there a "Tech Support Area" for .mu.nu?
Posted by: _Jon at May 23, 2004 07:51 AM (b16Af)
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And when people say, "Hey Harv, when are you and Beloved Wife having children?" I'm just going to send them a link to this post as the explanation for why the answer is "FUCKING NEVER!!!"
Posted by: Harvey at May 23, 2004 01:31 PM (ubhj8)
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LOL! Carry on with the rivalry by all means. I won't tell Dad
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Posted by: _Jon at May 23, 2004 02:00 PM (b16Af)
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_Jon... you fucking illiterate dumbass... I told you I can't do anything about it... it's between you and Harvey... so quit fucking with me...
Posted by: Madfish Willie at May 23, 2004 05:35 PM (7phcR)
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I see how it is. _Jon has to run to Willie for help. I guess the next time you hear me say "I'll have my Big Brother take care of you!" it'll have to be to a girl scout.
Love is like a Volcano. First it's your island home, then it explodes into fire and ash, leaving you as nothing more than a shadow on the wall.
"In your face with a can of mace" _Jon!
Posted by: Johnny - Oh at May 23, 2004 08:29 PM (Nl2WO)
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1. Yo, Willie - it was a simple question. You were the guy who setup Harvey's site, so I figured you would know if there was a ".mu.nu" forum / bbs / whatever where I could post my question. And I no longer have your e-mail, and I know you read here, so it was easiest to post my question here. I'm not 'illiterate', and if that was supposed to be humorous, I recommend a '
' next time. If your insults were meant to hurt, they didn't, but you should go see a therapist. Really.
2. Johnny - ummm, I don't see how a volcano could leave a shadow on the wall, as it would destroy the wall too. But, ya know. My 'direction' on these is perversion and sex. We'll see what the next "Love Note" provides us.
Posted by: _Jon at May 23, 2004 09:06 PM (b16Af)
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[giving double-barrelled bitch-slap to _Jon & Willie]
You fucking kids knock it off & play nice!
_Jon - Willie is ALWAYS a dick and you just assume the :-) because he's a lazy fucktard who types with two fingers because he's picking his nose with the other 8.
Willie - _Jon is not illiterate. Just cranky, defensive, and not enjoying having to type his shit in every time he visits the site. Instead of arguing with him, slip some roofies into his next beer & dump his unconscious ass in a gay bar bathroom somewhere. That should shut him up.
Johnny-Oh - Stop blowing up volcanoes. My insurance doesn't cover that.
Meanwhile, I'll drop Pixy a line & see if he's got any words of wisdom here.
Posted by: Harvey at May 23, 2004 10:18 PM (ubhj8)
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I was going for a Pompeii reference. No one got it. Sigh. It's such a burden being the smart one.
_Jon: I believe I just heard a gauntlet strike the floor!
Sorry Dad. Looks like your beuatiful (albeit stolen) notes to the most wondrous love of your life are going to continue to be perverted by a couple of miscreants.
Oh yeah. By the way, I didn't start nothin'. =^P
Posted by: Johnny - Oh at May 23, 2004 10:44 PM (Nl2WO)
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Harvey, I think it's time you threatened to stop the car...
Posted by: Susie at May 24, 2004 12:25 AM (SjXQL)
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Good point, Susie.
Either you kids start behaving or I'm going to turn this blog around and I'm not stopping until I get back to Blogspot and people will cry and it will be all your fault. THEN will you be proud of yourselves?
Anyway, I dropped Pixy a line, and he'll look into the whole "remembering info" thing.
Posted by: Harvey at May 24, 2004 06:37 AM (ubhj8)
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_jon... you are making many assumptions... all of them false... I did not set up Harvey's site... I did the CSS on Harvey's site... two totally different things... I told you several times that I could not do anything about his comments... I don't understand what is so hard to understand about that statement... plus I already told Harvey he needs to ask Pixy... it's his site, not mine... my insults were meant to have you stop asking me to fix your problems... they were intended to be funny... they
were funny to me... I am
still laughing... and my insanity is hereditary... my dad was a paranoid schizophrenic... so don't fuck with me anymore... or I'll have to taunt you a second time!
Posted by: Madfish Willie at May 24, 2004 10:21 PM (7phcR)
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Enough of this shit.
_Jon, Willie - Settle this like men. You each get a bucket of hedgehogs. Walk 5 paces, turn and start throwing. Last man standing wins.
I'll run the camcorder.
And I haven't heard from Pixy yet.
Posted by: Harvey at May 24, 2004 11:15 PM (ubhj8)
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May 21, 2004
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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The moment I can't feel you under my fingertips, I miss you.
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In memory of
My Love, I will hereby attempt to take each Love Note I read and pervert it. Because that's what My Love & I used to do with *every* conversation we had.
(Hey, I've gotta find something positive...)
Therefore:
The moment I can't feel your tongue on me, I miss you.
Posted by: _Jon at May 22, 2004 08:38 AM (b16Af)
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LMAO Jon! I might follow your example on this. I'm glad I have a blogbrother to emulate...
Posted by: Sally at May 22, 2004 03:09 PM (a1D32)
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You people are SO bad! Here I try to bring a little joy and light into the world, and all you can do is twist it into something sick and wrong.
Runs in the family, I guess :-)
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May 19, 2004
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OH!... I just remembered how my hands fit the curve of your waist and how your smiles fit the curve of my mind.
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Your hand fits the curve of your pecker! It takes two hands to handle a whopper... NOT!
Posted by: Madfish Willie at May 19, 2004 11:38 PM (7phcR)
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Actually, mine's a 3-hander...
Posted by: Harvey at May 20, 2004 04:29 PM (tJfh1)
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Yeah, three infant, midget pigmies....
Posted by: _Jon at May 20, 2004 04:59 PM (b16Af)
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May 18, 2004
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You made my life easier with the softness of your eyes.
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or...
You made my life funner with the softness of your thighs.
Posted by: _Jon at May 18, 2004 09:12 PM (b16Af)
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or...
Every time I think of
Harvey Shorty, I laugh my ass off.
Posted by: Madfish Willie at May 19, 2004 11:56 AM (7phcR)
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Jon- Were you responsible for that parody of "A Whole new World" I came across on Kazaa? Or at least the line "I can open your thighs".The rest of it it so obscene it can probably only be attributed to The Bartender
Posted by: Sally at May 19, 2004 12:33 PM (a1D32)
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May 17, 2004
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I fell in love with her courage, her sincerity, and her flaming self-respect and it's these things I'd believe in, even if the whole world indulged in wild suspicions that she wasn't all she should be... I love her, and that's the beginning of everything.
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May 16, 2004
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Once in a while, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale.
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May 14, 2004
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If a star fell from the sky every time that I thought of you, there would be none left in the heavens.
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That has to be the most syrupy-sweet, cavity-infested piece of drek you've ever posted. I feel sorry for your lonley wife. Excuse me... I've gotta go puke.
Posted by: Madfish Willie at May 14, 2004 10:42 AM (LbKVB)
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Hmmmm...I've long been tempted to leave an "Awwwww...that's SO sweet" comment to Love Notes. Seeing that someone else had taken the plunge I was dismayed (and amused)to read that last one ;-)
Posted by: Sally at May 14, 2004 02:13 PM (a1D32)
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Sally - that's just the Bartender. Wave, smile & give him a friendly "fuck you".
Bartender - ya know, the worst part is that I actually MEAN it :-)
Posted by: Harvey at May 14, 2004 07:02 PM (ubhj8)
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*Waves at Bartender and smiles in a coy pouty manner*
I am FAR too lady-like for any kind of swearing though...
Posted by: Sally at May 14, 2004 08:29 PM (a1D32)
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Sally, you could simple extend your middle finger in his general direction....
I remember when I used to react like The Bartender. Since I lost My Love though, I find them haunting and saddening. I usually skip them.
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Poor you, Jon. It really DOES go away after a while. Honest.
Posted by: Sally at May 15, 2004 01:45 PM (a1D32)
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May 12, 2004
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When I am with you, I really wish time had broken wings.
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May 11, 2004
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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If I breathe a little faster, it is because I am thinking of you with every breath I breathe, and I only want reason to think of you more.
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Here... think of
this and see if it makes you breathe faster.
Posted by: Madfish Willie at May 12, 2004 01:36 PM (LbKVB)
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Come on, be nice. Bench seats make EVERYONE'S ass look fat...
Posted by: Harvey at May 13, 2004 06:39 AM (ubhj8)
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LOVE NOTES: INTRODUCTION
(cross-posted from
the old Bad Money site)
On my refrigerator, there's a little plastic novelty magnet in the shape of a mailbox, complete with a little red flag that can be placed in the up or down position. When I first got married, I used to write little love notes to my wife, place them inside, put the flag up & wait for my wife to discover them. She really liked that.
Well, it didn't take long for my creative well to run dry, so I started searching the internet for sweet sayings that actually reflected my feelings. I'd print them out, cut them into little strips, and tuck them into the mailbox. Beloved Wife liked that, too.
After a couple years, I discovered that there are really only a few hundred different ways that I could say "I love you", and I got tired of searching one lame list after another looking for something new. Despite the fact that the internet is nearly infinite, the creativity of its authors is not, and lists of favorite quotes tended to be repetiitve.
My beloved wife, being a bit of a pack rat, kept nearly all those little slips of paper. So, in an effort to remind her that I DO love her, even though I spend so much time on "that damn computer", I'm going to start posting them. After all, I DO still feel "that way" about her, so I might as well tell the world.
If sappy stuff isn't your cup o' tea, you can skip these posts. On the other hand, you may find something that strikes a chord in your own heart. If so, feel free to use them (you don't have to give me credit, since they're not my original work, anyway) or you can e-mail your own beloved with a link and say, "I read this and thought of you".
They'll probably like that.
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None of the crap on this site is my cop o' tea... Is there a way to skip
all the posts?
Posted by: Madfish Willie at May 12, 2004 01:38 PM (LbKVB)
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MW - You be nice. Pretty girls are going to be looking at this post, and you're making a bad first impression.
Posted by: Harvey at May 13, 2004 06:40 AM (ubhj8)
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yeah! like me! ;-)
And you, Mr. Harvey, sir, are a very sweet husband. Kudos to you!
Posted by: Tess at December 02, 2004 12:12 PM (ml5Xf)
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Tess - I'm just lucky to be blessed by a gem of a wife. Having seen what other men are cursed with, I appreciate my good fortune and try to let her know.
And thanks for visiting :-)
Oh, and be cautious if you check the comments to the Love Notes. Things tend to devolve into unwholesomeness pretty quickly.
All in good fun, of course, but it kinda kills the romantic mood of the post, especially if you're not prepared :-)
Posted by: Harvey at December 02, 2004 05:51 PM (ubhj8)
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why would one look at this site at all if it's not his cup-o-tea? i'm guessing his better half wishes it were...
Posted by: jhb at February 12, 2005 03:46 PM (TnzLJ)
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Hey! Keep posting those love notes. I am gonna use em' all at my house...and you don't get a hat-tip!
Posted by: NOTR at June 29, 2005 11:27 PM (izx0t)
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Love is a path to the heart that knows its
own way.
Posted by: Lamar Cole at October 14, 2005 07:57 PM (jg2PJ)
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May 09, 2004
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Never felt this way before, never looked at a woman and thought - if civilization fails, if the world ends, I now know what God meant, as long as I'm with her.
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