March 05, 2005
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
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12:26 AM
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... not the "f" word I had in mind, but close enough, I suppose...
Posted by: Harvey at March 05, 2005 12:28 AM (ubhj8)
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That's why you should cap them in the knees. Then you have a significant advantage.
Posted by: Jeff at March 05, 2005 01:24 AM (Haq3X)
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this is one time we need to follow the French example and surrender to the enemy as soon as we can. If we are lucky we will get smacked around during the interigation.
Posted by: gbfan001 at March 05, 2005 08:43 AM (X3oKj)
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okay, that's just wrong . . . Never ever say that again!! Under no, and I mean none whatsoever, circumstance should we ever, EVER try to be like the French!
Also, its proven that women don't like wusses.
Posted by: at March 05, 2005 10:17 PM (Pg2Ju)
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March 03, 2005
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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As perfume doth remain
In the folds where it hath lain,
So the thought of you, remaining
Deeply folded in my brain,
Will not leave me.
All things leave me.
You remain.
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07:19 PM
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Posted by: Harvey at March 03, 2005 07:21 PM (ubhj8)
Posted by: GEBIV at March 03, 2005 08:25 PM (9mxlt)
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Will not leave me.
All things leave me.
You remain. . .
(next time will you wash the sheets?)
Posted by: Spear Shaker at March 03, 2005 11:11 PM (P0rlO)
Posted by: Harvey at March 04, 2005 12:00 AM (ubhj8)
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Dang it all!!! I used 3 gallons of bleach and I still can't get your stains off my nice satin sheets . . .
(the llama one isn't as bad as the Badger song . . . www.badgerbadgerbadger.com)
Posted by: Aris_Ravencroft at March 04, 2005 03:36 AM (Pg2Ju)
Posted by: vw bug at March 04, 2005 06:51 AM (ILxg4)
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. . . because I handcuffed you to a chair and lost the key . . .
Posted by: oddybobo at March 04, 2005 07:43 AM (6Gm0j)
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Even though I've told you leave, dozens of times, you still won't GO AWAY!!!!
Posted by: _Jon at March 04, 2005 11:57 AM (ZM3Qb)
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I KEEP FLUSHING AND FLUSHING...
Posted by: VIBEG at March 04, 2005 09:11 PM (6wY1S)
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March 02, 2005
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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Chosen by your heart, living your every breath, and joining with your soul - that was my only wish.
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Until I saw you naked, rrrraaa
Posted by: Machelle at March 03, 2005 07:05 AM (ZAyoW)
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...that and a nice cold beer for later.
Posted by: GEBIV at March 03, 2005 10:10 AM (V04BH)
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March 01, 2005
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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O happy hours when I may once more encircle within these arms the dearest object of my love - when I shall again feel the pressure of that "aching head" which will delight to recline upon my bosom, when I may again press to my heart which palpitates with the purest affection that loved one who has so long shared its undivided devotion.
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... I (heart) my inflatable girlfriend...
Posted by: Harvey at March 01, 2005 11:59 PM (ubhj8)
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I heart my keg of beer!
Posted by: Machelle at March 02, 2005 07:22 AM (ZAyoW)
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they make non-inflatable, totally lifelike dolls with all the right parts and openings . . . I heart those!
Posted by: Oddybobo at March 02, 2005 07:26 AM (6Gm0j)
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nobody made any comments about the "aching head?"
Posted by: Aris_Ravencroft at March 02, 2005 04:32 PM (Pg2Ju)
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