July 07, 2005
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"Come here, you gorgeously sexy f**kable girl, so I can shag you senseless"
[stolen from Sally of Whimsy Capricious]
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Why did I think Austin Powers when you said that?
I wouldn't touch those teeth or that hairy chest with a 10 foot pole!
Posted by: Sissy at July 07, 2005 06:32 AM (uXS+O)
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That is the line that gets me everytime.
Posted by: ArmyWifeToddlerMom at July 07, 2005 08:09 AM (VMlQI)
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He was only asking me for a dance, actually ;-)
Posted by: Sally at July 07, 2005 02:04 PM (crWt/)
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This was just too funny as I immediately thought of Austin Powers.
Posted by: michele at July 07, 2005 04:54 PM (ht2RK)
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July 05, 2005
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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I'll sweep you off your feet, and make God regret he left an angel behind.
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... unless your name is Bartleby or Loki...
Posted by: Harvey at July 05, 2005 10:23 PM (ubhj8)
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Step one, sweep her off feet.
Step two, legs in the air.
Step three. ...
Posted by: Peter at July 05, 2005 10:43 PM (xprIv)
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That was a horrible line.
Posted by: Republican Vet at July 05, 2005 10:44 PM (5vFwU)
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I'll also make him regret that he stole my pickup, but that's another story.
Posted by: a4g at July 05, 2005 10:57 PM (fOxFg)
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heh Right up there with "I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."
Posted by: Uber at July 06, 2005 01:13 AM (vYCja)
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I was leaving the bar one night and was looking at a beautiful double-breasted mattress- thrasher in the rear view mirror... and ran into a dumpster... the worst part of it was that my roommate and the other bartender on that shift saw the whole thing... to this day, that comes up in the first 5 minutes of any conversation with those guys... damn....
Posted by: Madfish Willie at July 07, 2005 01:09 PM (Ojz5c)
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TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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With you my love, I want to start a dream that never ends.
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...I'll explain how the handcuffs fit into it later.
Posted by: a4g at July 05, 2005 09:44 AM (zqGBg)
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...he said as he quickly tucked the rope and industrial batteries into his clunky bag o' tricks.
Posted by: Uber at July 06, 2005 04:37 AM (vYCja)
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July 04, 2005
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Love is the binding that holds you to your dreams. Love does not come over you, rather you choose to love. Only when you choose to love one forever and you stand by that dedication of love will you truly love for life and live happily every after.
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July 02, 2005
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't, I can't look into your eyes without feeling that, that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are.
[Hat tip: Blogson Andrew of Custos Honor]
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... and I can't stop babbling because I'm REALLY drunk right now...
Posted by: Harvey at July 02, 2005 11:56 PM (ubhj8)
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...too bad that restraining order keeps me at least 100 yards away at all times...
Posted by: GEBIV at July 03, 2005 09:51 AM (pzreS)
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I can't, I can't...not until I come down from the speed.
Posted by: Sally at July 03, 2005 02:36 PM (crWt/)
Posted by: Tuck at July 03, 2005 04:02 PM (6Aq8W)
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July 01, 2005
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Speak softly my love, hold me close against your heart... because my life is yours
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08:46 PM
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...and I think you ruptured my eardrums with your screams earlier...
Posted by: GEBIV at July 01, 2005 11:05 PM (pzreS)
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but could you loosen the cuffs?
Posted by: Sissy at July 01, 2005 11:25 PM (uXS+O)
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