Blogson Andrew of Custos Honor drew up a family tree, which I've been keeping updated:

(click to enlarge - it's a biggun')

It gets a little complex, so I'll try to explain:

On my own, I begat:

The Bartender of Madfish Willie's Cyber Saloon
Mike the Marine of From the Halls to the Shores
Teresa of Technicalities
_Jon of We Swear
Sally of Whimsy Capricious
Johnny-Oh of Closet Extremist
Pam of Camp HappyBadFun!
Firstbrokenangel of AAFFLLAACCKK
Peter of Shakey Pete's Shootin' Shack
Andrew (Aris_Ravenscroft) of Custos Honor
GA Mongrel of GA Mongrel
Sarah of That's Not Very Nice!
Blogless Brother of Blogless Brother
Wandering Gunslinger of Gunpowder Grotto

With help from Graumagus of Frizzen Sparks (don't ask), I begat:

That 1 Guy of Drunken Wisdom
Boudicca of Boudicca's Voice

With help from Graumagus of Frizzen Sparks AND Boudicca of Boudicca's Voice (don't ask), I begat:

Contagion of Miasmatic Review

With help from Boudicca of Boudicca's Voice (don't ask), I begat:

Blue Tige of Blue Tige

With help from The Humble Devildog of Random Firings of Neurons AND Beth of Yeah, Right, Whatever (don't ask), I begat:

Deathknyte of Bad Catholicism

With help from bloggranddaughter Mrs. Who of House of Zathras (don't ask), I begat:

Bitterroot of Friction and Harmony

I adopted:

GEBIV of There's One, Only!
Jeff of Ponytailed Conservative (Deceased 7-9-06)
Tammi of Tammi's World
Roger & Chuck of Class Mishaps
Michele of Letters From New York City
Jeff of Oh-Dark-Thirty
Oddybobo of Bobo Blogger

With help from Tammi of Tammi's World (don't ask), I begat:

Machelle of Quality Weenie

On her own, Tammi of Tammi's World begat:

Lee Ann of Lee Ann's View
Army Wife of ArmyWifeToddlerMom
TalulaZephyr of Love and Koolaid Stains
Ktreva of The Reality Ranch
Carmen of I'll Do What I Want... Gosh!
Chief of Musings of the Smartest Guy in the World

On her own, Lee Ann of Lee Ann's View begat:

"Susan" of Get A Life!

On her own, Army Wife of ArmyWifeToddlerMom begat:

KD of The Life of the Wife

On her own, Boudicca of Boudicca's Voice begat:

VW Bug of One Happy Dog Speaks
Sissy of And What Next...
Rave of Quid Nunc
Mrs. Who of House of Zathras
Titan of Titan's Lair

VW Bug of One Happy Dog Speaks adopted:

Maranda of Maranda Under Stress
Matthew of Maybe Baby

On her own, Rave of Quid Nunc begat:

Hippie of Bohemian Rhapsody

On her own, Teresa of Technicalities begat:

IrishPixie of Pixie Dust Productions, Inc.
MathCogIdiocy of MathCog Idiocy

On her own, IrishPixie begat:

GiGi of GiGi's View of the World

On her own, MathCogIdiocy begat:

TOSP of The Other Sister Person
Zephyr of Zephyr's Place

On her own, VW Bug begat:

Sticks of From Chaos to Serendipity
Tink of Tink's Tribulations

On her own, Sissy begat:

Spurs of Pull My Finger

On his own, Johnny-Oh of Closet Extremist begat:

Sarah the Penguin of Because We Have Thumbs
Neonangel of Lyrical Coma
Tuck of Thought Drizzle

On her own, Sarah the Penguin begat:

Tom of Son Of A DJ

On her own, (or possibly with help) Oddybobo begat:

MC Tutor of An Unfortunate Intrusion of Reality

On his own, Contagion begat:

Virtue of Rantings of an Indentured Servant
Bruce Wayne of Back To The Batcave

On his own, _Jon of We Swear begat:

Denise of "A Peek Inside My Mind" (now shut down, but she currently does guest posts here)

James of Ramblings of an Ordinary is - in real life - married to Denise of A Peek Inside My Mind

Alex of Alex in Wonderland is - in real life - married to Sally of Whimsy Capricious.

Also married in real life:
Contagion & Ktreva
Mrs. Who & Bitterroot
Graumagus & Maranda

TNT of Smiling Dynamite was begat as the result of a virtual gang-bang at the Bad Example Family (& Friends) Reunion (Orlando, Feb 8-14th, 2005) and is - in real life - married to me (Harvey of Bad Example)

That should more or less explain everything. I'll update this post as circumstances warrant.

Oh, and there's also a rumor that Sally gave birth to an inanimate carbon rod, but you can't believe everything you read on the internet.

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