Blogson Andrew of Custos Honor just got his Bartender's License.

Go to this post and order a drink.

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Being a blogfather isn't just spankings, dirty diapers, and stick-figures crayoned on the walls. There's also the occasional Father's Day gift to make up for the other 364 days of burdensome responsibility.

This year is no exception

Upon putting out a request for new coffee cup, this is what I got:

Blogson That 1 Guy of Drunken Wisdom grossly overestimates my artistic talents. I'll probably draw something on it like

:-P
T1G IS A DORK!

Blogson GEBIV of There's One, Only! got me an adorable card. Ya know, I thought those were dancing condoms at first... that maybe he was trying to hint about having too many blogsiblings...

And no... I haven't gotten that coffee cup yet... probably stuck on some bureaucrat's desk blotter...

Blogdaughter Tammi of Tammi's World didn't get me anything tangible, but she HAS been parading around the house in shorts a lot, lately. I swear that woman's legs are 4 feet long. Quite an eyeful.

Bloggranddaughter VW Bug of One Happy Dog Speaks got a me a nice mug that will always remind me of her.

Well... her and bong water... but still, it's quite decorative.

Tommy of Striving for Average - despite not even being my blogchild - got me a little moral authority.

Terry_Jim of The People's Cube - again, no blog-relation - wanted to get me the perfect political mug, but it doesn't exist yet.

Guess I'll have to drink out of a T-shirt for a while.

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Blogdaughter Boudicca of Skippy's Boudicca's Voice turned two yesterday.

Ya know, she was originally supposed to be the blogospheric answer to Erma Bombeck, but so far her fame merely resides in such phrases as:

"Chocolate Bunny Butt"

"Hung Like a Camel"

"Suck my Weenie"

"Boys that have to pee real bad when they are in the car"

Hopefully someday she'll start getting Google hits for above-the-waist-related topics.

Happy Blogiversary, Bou.

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Blogdaughter Teresa of Technicalities pointed out to me that some BE Family members are NOT showing as being "updated" on the Family blogroll, even when they've posted recently, and explains the solution thusly:

http://rpc.blogrolling.com/pinger/

For those who need specific directions to add the line:

Click on Weblog Config --> Preferences --> Publicity/Remote Interfaces/Trackback. Put it in the box that says "Notify the following sites when I update my blog:"

Anyway, I think it's sweet of her to notice things like this.

Just another reason why she's daddy's favorite.

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Blogdaughter Boudicca of Boudicca's Voice hides her pregnancies well. Her newest blogdaughter has been on-line since April, but I'm just finding out about it now.

So please welcome to the fold:

Mrs_Who of House of Zathras

Here's what she's got so far:

Teenagers are evil.

Art.

The reason for posting the art.

Cure for PDA? -"the Marines, or a chastity belt, or salt-peter".

Fridge-pimping.

Color quiz.

Catholic doo-dads.

Classic Movie quiz.

"God Bless America" has a spoken introduction? I didn't know that.

American English quiz, with some thoughts on California.

Mother's Day frustrations.

typ n a frAze n cvert it 2 SMS TXT lingo translator.

Hubby fixed her thermocoupler - which only SOUNDS dirty.

Goob is a bad driver. Can't hit a speed limit sign even if it's standing still. Keep practicing.

Armed Forces Day - a remembrance of her Grandfather - "Hell, I want to FIGHT the bastards, not BITE them".

What age do you act quiz.

Sounds like they were filming an episode of "Cops" outside her window.

Memories of her grandparents' house.

Anyone recognize this bottle?

Memorial Day tribute.

Part Two.

Part Three.

The joys of hurricanes.

Bathroom use - Men vs. Women.

More toilet blogging.

She FINALLY introduces herself to her guests (Note to Mrs_Who - link that post in the sidebar so that we can figure out who's who in your cast of characters. Or maybe just list the cast in your sidebar for easy reference to newcomers).

Always check the label if Mrs. W offers you a beer.

Snoopy makes flying that doghouse look a LOT easier than it actually is.

She has a dog for the same reason *I* do.

Favorite videos.

Goob STILL doesn't know how to hit stuff.

Al Gore thinks humanity is Earth's dandruff. Someone drown that boy in Head & Shoulders.

Beat the crap out of your computer! The mouse & keyboard are amazingly durable.

Border Patrol Web Cam Drinking Game.

Blue Angels ride-along video.

Membership in the Bad Example Clan is also an option, if you're so inclined to jump through the requisite hoops, but is not mandatory.

Meanwhile you can look forward - with either anticipation or dread - to regular visits and comments from me.

Welcome home.

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1 Uhh, thanks, I think, grandpappy...and do I really need to jump through the requisite hoops? Or can we, hmm, work things out? Let's see what I have...a tire swing, a some chocolate syrup, and some colorful, fuzzy feathers....umm, never mind, I'll practice jumping!!!

Posted by: Mrs_Who at June 06, 2006 11:10 AM (nPR3h)

2 Mrs W - It's all optional. You don't HAVE to do a darn thing except sit there & look pretty, unless you want to bother with it.

Posted by: Harvey at June 06, 2006 11:14 AM (L7a63)

3 DAMMIT! You tricked me into clicking a link. I saw "ART" and thought it was going to be some hot girl on girl action... no it was actual art! you suck!

Posted by: Contagion at June 06, 2006 03:50 PM (e8b4J)

4 She was a long birth, Harvey, but not as long as yours was with me! ;-)

Posted by: Bou at June 06, 2006 09:02 PM (iHxT3)

5 Contagion - Whatcha bitchin' about? There was a girl in the picture :-) Bou - Yeah, but at least you weren't secretly blogging for a month, forcing me to link about 20 different posts :-)

Posted by: Harvey at June 06, 2006 09:33 PM (L7a63)

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