Bloggranddaughter Sissy of And What Next... has her interview posted at Basil's Blog.

Some out-of-context excerpts:

"her pelvic bone and I"

"in a pitcher"

"IÂ’ve never felt"

"All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"

"canÂ’t find the picture"

"I also have a couple of other people I know who I think would be good, but IÂ’m still working on them"

"I thought by now I would have given it up"

"I could get into some good trouble with it"

Go see Basil to find out if Sissy's as naughty as she sounds.

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Daddy's gotta step in.

And, as usual, I'm taking the girl's side, because Tammi's so delicate & helpless.

Here's the deal. Blogson Contagion of Miasmatic Review is holding some of blogdaughter Tammi of Tammi's World's pretty glassware hostage and is asking for ransom.

"Help! Help!" says Tammi.

Actually, it was "if I can just figure out a way to twist Contagion's demands and put 'em back on him........I wish I were more devious", but that's close enough.

How DOES one respond to a ransom demand?

Why, with blackmail, of course.

Hopefully Tammi can get a little leverage out of Contagion's darkest secret (see extended entry): more...

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1 Eh, you're too late for that tactic old man! There are real pictures of me in Bears gear out there from a bet I lost years ago. If the Bears actually make it to the superbowl I'll be in Bears gear again with a bet I have with Graumagus. The ransom still stands, If I don't see some pictures soon there will be glass everywhere! BTW, the rules state as long as I live under your roof, I have to follow your rules... I'm not under your roof anymore!

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But when I saw this list of Icelandic Christmas Elf names posted by bloggranddaughter ArmyWifeToddlerMom:

Stekkjarstaur - Gimpy
Giljagaur - Gully Imp
Stúfur - Itty Bitty
�vörusleikir - Pot Scraper Licker
Pottasleikir - Pot Licker
Askasleikir - Bowl Licker
Hurðaskellir - Door Slammer
Skyrgámur - Skyr Gobbler (Skyr, an Icelandic yoghurt-type)
Bjúgnakrækir - Sausage Snatcher
Gluggagægir - Window Peeper
Gáttaþefur - Doorway Sniffer
Ketkrókur - Meat Hooker
Kertasníkir - Candle Beggar

I immediately thought "midget-porn movie-star names".

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Selected excerpts from blogdaughter Boudicca's post about the perfect bra:

"mouthed"

"over my clothes"

"spreadage"

"spillage out the front"

"voluptuous"

"flung the door open"

"weÂ’re lesbians"

"the middle tie would come undone and IÂ’d come apart"

"Forty bucks for some guy to spend 5 seconds"

"With that bra you donÂ’t need padding under your sweater!"

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Plus pictures of Tammi's beloved Tampa Bay Buttaneers (that's not an insult, that's a description of the picture).

Secret surveillance photos courtesy of Beloved Wife TNT of Smiling Dynamite.

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Bloggranddaughter Sissy of ...And What Next is getting ready to be interviewed up at Basil's Blog.

Questions due by 12-17-05.

E-mail basil.interviews-at-gmail.com with subject "Questions for Sissy of And What Next", or go to the interview page, scroll down, and click the handy link which automatically puts that into your e-mail for you.

Don't know what to ask her? Then check this post and request some clarification on some of those half-answered "about me" items.

She doesn't embarrass easily, so put some effort into it.

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