Blogson Wandering Gunslinger of Gunpowder Grotto asks for guesses as to the meaning of the word "Zwitter". Apparently the title of some incomprehensible song or another by Rammstein.

My guess: A miniature high voltage fly swatter. The full-size version is called the "Zwatter", a combination of "zap" and "swatter". They changed the name for the new, smaller version - the letter "i" makes it sound diminutive.

Any other guesses?

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Bloggranddaughter Mrs_Who of House of Zathras is having a birthday. Heard she likes back rubs, so I got her a fancy-ass massage chair:

It looks pretty complicated, so I thought I should hire someone to operate it for her.

This guy looks like he'd be pretty handy around the house:

I'm sure Mrs_Who will find ways to keep him busy.

Happy Birthday, sweetie.

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1 Can you book him ahead for my next birthday, Harv? I've got some *ahem* chores for him....

Posted by: Susie at September 18, 2006 10:12 AM (I8uqK)

2 Woohoo! Thanks, Harvey! He sure looks like he can crawl an attic - he even has his own ladder! That blasted oven vent ought to be a cinch to finish now. I might warn him to at least put on a shirt - that fiberglass can be awful. Hmmm... Nah. HEY, wait a minute! That's *MY BEER* he's pulling out of MY refrigerator! OUT! OUT!!

Posted by: =HC= at September 18, 2006 11:51 AM (NfSVQ)

3 Harvey, you are just the bestest grandpappy a girl could ever want! When I came home, the curtain rod was up and the oven vent was in place! And a nice massage chair on top of all that??? Couldn't get better! ...and =HC=, after all of the 'gentleman's' hard work, he can have a beer...or even two!

Posted by: Mrs_Who at September 18, 2006 02:49 PM (NfSVQ)

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I know I've been out of the loop for a while, but I'm still shocked and disturbed that my blogson Tige of Blue Tige is nowhere to be found.

In fact some other jackass now has his URL at Blogger.

WTF?

Anyone with information on his whereabouts, please leave a comment. I'm worried.

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Blogson Peter is over at the Shootin' Shack, showing off his leather goods.

Not as kinky as you might think, but it IS a beautiful sight.

There's also a baby grandson picture over there for the girls to coo over.

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Still somewhere in the neighborhood of her 30's, Blogdaughter Boudicca of Boudicca's Voice is having a birthday today.

Having seen her recent work posing for Budweiser, I have to say... she's still got it:

At least, I'm pretty sure that's her. I can't seem to take my eyes off her... uh... beer bottle... long enough to make a solid identification.

Anyway, if you need to buy a present for her, try a kitchen gadget. Perhaps something like this one:

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