A little help for the over-hormoned teenage boys.

If you're ever refer to someone's mother as a MILF, and she overhears you and asks what a MILF is, tell her it stands for "Mom I'd Like as a Friend"

She'll probably say "Awwww... that's so sweet!" and give you a cookie.

Try not to stare at her cleavage when you take it.

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