HOW TO MAKE BROWNIES WITH CAKE MIX
According to Amy of Prochein Amy, the short answer is:
Increase the fat, decrease the liquid
Longer answer at Amy's place.
Thank you Amy. I didn't have a cookbook to compare brownie & cake recipes, and bare-bones brownie & cake recipes are a bear to find via Google.
UPDATE: See also: ArmyWifeToddlerMom
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That's why you ask some who knows how to cook or..........read the directions on the box. :-)
Posted by: FIRSTBROKENANGEL at June 25, 2005 11:08 PM (PEKrh)
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Is it admitting to knowing entirely too much about brownies to say that the Duncan Hines mix is better than all the others?
Ok never mind then.
Posted by: tommy at June 25, 2005 11:12 PM (TWHR8)
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read this
http://armywifetoddlermom.blogspot.com/2005/06/happy-2nd-blog-anniversary-mr.html
I do explain how to make "cakier" rather than fudgier brownies.
Posted by: ArmyWifeToddlerMom at June 25, 2005 11:12 PM (CcA/Q)
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This is a fine example of the difference between women and men. My explanation was a novell-ette and yours was 6 words and a comma.
Posted by: Amy at June 26, 2005 07:57 AM (tPzR0)
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Thanks. I'll have to experiment with this. I have a recipe for making cookies with cake mix but they came out too cakey.
Posted by: Lynn S at June 26, 2005 09:38 PM (zsB+S)
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When do you put the pot in....
Posted by: Madfish Willie at June 27, 2005 01:14 PM (XgGIq)
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Best way is to heat it in the fat (I use butter) and then (unless it is really highgrade and flavorful) skim it off. THC is fat soluble, which is why it shows up for so long in drug testing.
Posted by: triticale at July 01, 2005 11:47 PM (GF5Wm)
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CHEAP, HOMEMADE HEATING PAD
Beloved Wife TNT of Smiling Dynamite has a headache this morning. Unfortunately our good heating pads both died in tragic microwaving accidents recently, so what's a man to do?
Google to the rescue!
INGREDIENTS:
Sock
Uncooked rice
Piece of string to tie the sock closed.
DIRECTIONS:
Assemble, microwave, give to wife, graciously accept numerous brownie points.
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Now ya just gotta hope her headache goes away so you can redeem your brownie points.
Posted by: Sissy at June 25, 2005 12:33 PM (uXS+O)
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..although, the old "pool-balls in a sock" method for curing your wife's "headache" is more frequently used in London..
Posted by: Sally at June 25, 2005 01:14 PM (crWt/)
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I read somewhere that orgasms can help get a woman's headache to go away - if you can get past the "I have a headache" excuse, it's worked for me in the past.
Posted by: songstress7 at June 25, 2005 01:20 PM (ie93s)
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Songstress - depending on the type of headache, you are correct that drawing blood to other regions of the body can reduce the painful head-throbbing.
"Just lie back & relax, honey, I'll be down here re-arranging your blood flow" :-)
Posted by: Harvey at June 25, 2005 04:25 PM (ubhj8)
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could you mass produce these?I think you have found a carrer.
Posted by: ArmyWifeToddlerMom at June 25, 2005 11:15 PM (CcA/Q)
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... COULD... but the cost to ship them would make them prohibitively expensive - it's got over a pound of rice in it :-)
Posted by: Harvey at June 25, 2005 11:37 PM (ubhj8)
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Listen guys, a bit of advice: don't try to analyze the headache "excuse". Sometimes it really is a headache. If it's not it's less an excuse than just being kind. "Not tonight, I've got a headache," sounds a lot better than, "You're not turning me on right now."
Posted by: Lynn S at June 26, 2005 09:44 PM (zsB+S)
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Lynn... I feel certain if TNT says she has a headache, that is exactly what she has. I think it is not possible for Harvey NOT to turn her on.
Posted by: Boudicca at June 26, 2005 10:38 PM (J9A1R)
Posted by: Harvey at June 26, 2005 10:57 PM (ubhj8)
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Harvey,
As a migraine person, heat is not the cure - cold is. I have two 4X10 ice packs in my freezer at all times. They have this stretchy piece with velcro at the end. Put one on the neck and one around the forehead, Excedrin Migraine, have her lie down in a dark room and she should feel better real soon. If she has them often, she should ask the doctor for Imitrex but still use the Excedrin.
Cindy
Posted by: firstbrokenangel at June 28, 2005 04:28 PM (PEKrh)
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BTW, Songstress is also correct.
Forget the rice.
Cindy
Posted by: firstbrokenangel at June 28, 2005 04:31 PM (PEKrh)
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HOW TO BUY A USED CAR WITHOUT GETTING SCREWED
I've never owned a new car in my life. My philosophy has always been that I'm better off buying a $1500 car every year than getting a $15,000 car and hoping it lasts me 10.
That, and I usually owned 2 cars, so that I had a spare when one of my high-mileage babies had to go to the shop to get a worn-out part replaced.
My point being that, through a combination of research and personal mistakes, I have - over the years - compiled a checklist of things to ask about and/or look for when shopping for a used car.
The first section, "Background", is a list of things you can ask about over the phone when you see an ad that catches your eye. This will let you know if there are problems so major that you shouldn't even bother looking at the thing. The other things are specific items to look for during the pre-test-drive physical/visual inspection. In recent years, I've found that checking the oil-level dipstick and air filter is especially important, since quite often I can't even spot the damn things without help.
Anyway, after you get the background info, you'll be able to go to www.kbb.com and find out what a fair price for the vehicle is. You'll need that later.
BACKGROUND:
MAKE, MODEL, YEAR
FWD/RWD
AUTO/STICK
MILES
TIRES
PROBLEMS
ACCIDENTS
MPG
TIMING BELT
WHY SELLING
RECENT REPAIRS/REPLACEMENTS
OUTSTANDING LEINS
WATER PUMP/FUEL PUMP
ALTERNATOR/VOLTAGE REGULATOR
FRONT END ALIGNMENT
WHOSE NAME IS IT UNDER
HOW LONG WITH THAT OWNER
UNDER THE HOOD:
FLUID LEVELS: COOLANT, TRANNY, BRAKE, OIL
UNDERSIDE: RUST, OIL, T-FLUID
AIR CLEANER, OIL FILTER
BATTERY CABLES, FLUID, VOLTAGE
HOSES, BELTS, SPARK PLUGS
FRONT SUSPENSION MOUNTS
EXTERIOR:
EXHAUST SYSTEM
JACKING POINTS
STRUTS/SPRINGS/SHOCKS
CV JOINT BOOTS
FRONT/REAR WIPERS/WINDSHIELD
DOOR/WINDOW GASKETS
SPARE TIRE
JACK/LUG WRENCH
ALL LOCKS
INTERIOR:
TURN SIGNALS/4-WAYS/HEADLIGHTS
BRIGHT SWITCH
FRONT/REAR WIPERS/WASHERS
SEAT ADJUSTMENT
HORN
SEAT ANCHORS
FLOORBOARDS
WINDOW CRANKS/LATCHES
HATCH/TRUNK RELEASE
GLOVE COMPARTMENT
FUSE BOX
REARVIEW MIRRORS/ADJUSTMENT
SUNROOF (LEAKS?)/WATER DAMAGE
CASSETTE PLAYER
TEST DRIVE:
PARKING BRAKE
HEATER
A/C
DEFROSTER
FINAL:
CARDBOARD UNDER CAR AFTER TEST DRIVE TO CHECK FOR LEAKS
REQUIRED TOOLS: LARGE PIECE OF CLEAN CARDBOARD, RAG, CASSETTE/CD, FLASHLIGHT
How to use this checklist to your advantage as a buyer:
First, the fact that you just spent 30-60 minutes checking every damn detail of the car before you even start it up intimidates the seller into thinking you REALLY know cars.
Second, if you actually do each and every one of these items, you will not be surprised by "little problems" after you buy it. You will know the car as well as the owner, and possibly better.
Third, if you find little problems that really don't matter to you, you can still use them as a negotiating tool, as long as you keep your mouth shut about them really not mattering to you.
Here's the quick & dirty guide to negotiating for the price you want.
1) Ask the seller how much he wants for the car. Even if the price tag is still sitting right in the window - ask. He will then mention a price.
2) Ask him how he arrived at that price. Let him answer.
3) Pause. Say nothing for 15-30 seconds. He may or may not shoot himself in the foot during this period by mentioning an even lower price.
4) Mention the little problems you found and tell the seller that he either needs to get them repaired before you'll consider buying the car, or he needs to knock the repair costs off the asking price. Ask him what's the lowest price he would take for the car.
5) He will mention a price, which may or may not be lower than the last price he mentioned.
6) Pause. Say nothing for 15-30 seconds. Shuffle your feet. Look anguished. Tell him that you can give him (an amount less than price mentioned) [I like to add the words "in cash, right now" to that price - which is why I buy cheap cars and bring cash to the transaction, including enough small bills that I can make change for whatever price we settle at].
7) If he says yes, buy the car. If he says no, thank him for his time, give him your phone number and ask him to call you if he changes his mind.
If he said no, call him in 24 hours and ask him if he's re-considered your offer. He'll probably either agree to your price, split the difference, or at least come down SOME amount. If the number he mentions sounds reasonable, buy the car. If it doesn't, say goodbye & look elsewhere.
Best deal I ever got using this was a 10-year old Honda Civic in fantastic shape for $1000. It lasted me 7 more years and gave me about 60,000 miles before enough things wore out on it that it wasn't worth repairing.
Anyway, feel free to print this out & use it yourself next time you're in the market for a vehicle.
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Good points. Very thorough. I think you best piece of advice is the bring the cash with tactic. Too many people are willing to take a hit on the price for cash in hand. It's like it blinds them or something.
Posted by: Contagion at June 21, 2005 07:15 AM (Q5WxB)
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It's just easier to lease a new vehicle every 2 years. No worry about it breaking down and having to pay for it because it's all under warranty!
Plus you get a new vehicle every 2 years!
Posted by: Machelle at June 21, 2005 08:32 AM (ZAyoW)
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HOW TO KILL A FLY WITHOUT A FLYSWATTER
Blogdaughter Tammi of Tammi's World is
having a fly problem.
The insect, not her zipper.
Anyway, here's how to kill a fly without a flyswatter. This has a high "EWWWW!" factor, but it works great:
First, understand two things about flies - their peripheral vision only extends about 6 inches, and when they take off, they always go straight up. They are physically incapable of taking off forwards, backwards, or to either side.
Wait until the fly lands, then sneak up behind him. Hold your open hands - fingers together, palms facing each other - so that each one is about 8-12 inches on either side of the fly.
Clap your hands together about 3 inches above the fly's current position.
Now go wash the fly guts off your hands.
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ROFL! I want a fly so I can try this! (All I get are lemur-sized mosquitoes around here).
Posted by: Ogre at June 16, 2005 09:47 AM (/k+l4)
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I'm so cursing my office for being insect free right now...
Posted by: Patriot Xeno at June 16, 2005 02:03 PM (Azu22)
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So who can I hire to come do this for me?
Posted by: Sissy at June 16, 2005 02:30 PM (uXS+O)
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An ex-coworker of my husband's became quite adept at killing flies with a rubber band.
Posted by: Lynn S at June 16, 2005 06:02 PM (Z/lYn)
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I've heard good things about rubber bands, too. Flies will let you get pretty close if you come in directly above them, and the rubber band doesn't push enough air to alert them that they should take off.
Posted by: Harvey at June 17, 2005 03:34 PM (ubhj8)
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I flip them with a dishtowel, with about an 80% success rate.
The GM1 barely survived the practice, though.
Posted by: LeeAnn at June 17, 2005 05:23 PM (v9jcm)
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So why couldn't you kill the one in our house then...instead of running around cursing like a raving lunatic.
(Oh yeah, you always look like 'raving lunatic'..how could I have forgotten?)
Posted by: TNT at June 18, 2005 02:14 PM (ubhj8)
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Good question.
Answer: He wouldn't land in the open. He'd only land on those dainty porcelain things on the bottom of that decorative corner shelf.
I couldn't have gotten both hands in clapping position.
This technique is best for window & wall landers.
Posted by: Harvey at June 19, 2005 09:06 AM (ubhj8)
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I prefer just spraying them with Windex or, my personal fav Lysol Kitchen Cleaner. Get a paper towel to scoop the dead/twitching f*cker up, and....you accomplish two tasks at once: cleaning the area, and killing a fly.
Posted by: Anathematized1 at June 19, 2005 12:56 PM (t1CV1)
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I use a dishtowel too. If I have time, I'll roll up a magazine - quit getting the paper ages ago - and whack 'em.
I've also resorted to a one handed swat at the fly in mid air in the hopes of stunning the insect and have him fall to the ground. Works pretty darn well. Call me Spiderman or something
Then you just stomp him or squeeze 'em between your fingers with a paper towel/napkin/kleenex...
Posted by: tbflowers at June 20, 2005 03:41 PM (huVft)
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A buddy of mine that I used to work with trained me to be a rubber band fly killer. I have about a 95% success rate per shot. Meaning if I miss the first time, I will definately make the kill on the second shot.
I am able to shoot them down out during flight. Call me crazy but I have different rubber bands that I use for different situations.
Additionally, after every kill, I stretch the rubber band out and make a hash mark on it. This keep a tally on how many kills I have on each rubber band.
If you have any questions, email me at gconn77@gmail.com
Posted by: Garry C. at August 02, 2005 02:21 AM (0LKY6)
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I've been clap slapping flies for years.
I just killed one over here in Iraq. These rat bastards are fast. My buddy and I were wondering why this worked so I said, I'll "Google It". I typed in search words = fly clap kill. "Bad Example" was the third selection down, way cool, now we are enlightened. Well, back to work...thanks guys
Posted by: Army John at August 02, 2005 07:21 AM (blfs0)
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Harvey, I have the web page up and running. Everytime I kill a fly by rubber band, I will document the incident on this page. At bare minimum I will take a photo of the fly after the incident has been taken care of... I will try my best to do before and after shots as well.
The webpage url is http://www.gconn77.com/flykiller/
Enjoy!
Garry (gconn77)
Posted by: Garry C. at August 03, 2005 01:38 AM (0LKY6)
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Ok dudes....we want in. Although we are not quite fly infested here. We will use our close in engagement tactics to clap slap the guts out these bad boyz. Using our procured digital cameras, we will record the events as well. Should we post here? Or, I can email Harvey the carnage.
Posted by: at August 03, 2005 08:49 AM (blfs0)
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Not sure who left the last comment, but you can either e-mail me, or you can go to Blogger & set up a site (maybe clapslapflykiller.blogspot.com or something) & send me links.
Posted by: Harvey at August 03, 2005 10:22 AM (ubhj8)
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