I would NOT mess with these Kung Fu artists.

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[Hat tip: funlol]

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1 heh. Must send hubby this way.

Posted by: wRitErsbLock at July 24, 2007 08:58 AM (+MvHD)

2 Sending this to my hubby as well.

Posted by: vw bug at July 24, 2007 09:58 AM (FPOeI)

3 What else do they have? Exactly. -Dick

Posted by: Dick Masterson at July 24, 2007 11:18 AM (C2rNm)

4 OK, what happened? Naturally I wanted to see better examples, but when I clicked on "see better examples", all I got were the comments. Fer shame. Now, fix that!

Posted by: Skul at July 24, 2007 01:53 PM (BhCJM)

5 Dick - the good ones... more than you can imagine.

Posted by: Harvey at July 24, 2007 06:49 PM (L7a63)

6 Oh. I thought Dick was answering his own question, but I guess he was just signing his name.

Posted by: Roses at July 24, 2007 10:09 PM (6KPV+)

7 That caption would have worked just as well under a photo of Kennedy, Kerry, Feingold and Biden.

Posted by: Jim - PRS at July 25, 2007 01:17 AM (bMUXJ)

8 Heh - and Christmas is right around the corner. I can think of a few people who would like to get this...

Posted by: Richmond at July 25, 2007 09:15 AM (EOSWu)

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Although I may have occasionally said "Your cleavage is distracting me every time I look in my mirror and I can't concentrate!", I was NOT, in fact, the person who said it this time.

Although, if the cleavage in question looked anything like this:

I can certainly see the concern.

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1 I hope she gets sunburn. Put those things away!

Posted by: Roses at July 20, 2007 06:42 AM (6KPV+)

2 Harvey! You promised you wouldn't post that picture of me!

Posted by: Susie at July 20, 2007 07:45 AM (qvbJo)

3 Harvey, Are those steel-belted spaghetti straps?

Posted by: Jerry at July 20, 2007 09:23 AM (dQJxP)

4 Mmmmm... Salma...

Posted by: That 1 Guy at July 20, 2007 09:26 AM (amJz2)

5 Poor girl, when she is my age she will have bruises all over her legs from those things flopping around.

Posted by: Peter at July 20, 2007 12:21 PM (7MeZM)

6 Funny - I don't find her the least distracting. So what's with her? Is it the hair?

Posted by: Teresa at July 20, 2007 03:56 PM (gsbs5)

7 I heard that story at work the other day. A guy I was working with said he'd just have her come up and sit on his lap. LMAO!

Posted by: ChrisA at July 20, 2007 08:46 PM (7yYW2)

8 Much more appealing than Clinton's cleavage they've been talking about so much lately.

Posted by: neonangel at July 21, 2007 01:22 AM (5dEei)

9 ... my goodness...

Posted by: Eric at July 21, 2007 06:56 AM (XKa04)

10 Hell yea I'd be distracted.

Posted by: Contagion at July 21, 2007 09:46 AM (gSaan)

11 Fake, fake, fake, sagging, sagging, fake, fake. And that's all I have to say about it. hln

Posted by: hln at July 21, 2007 11:31 AM (CkCC9)

12 Personally, I enjoy fakes for still pictures. They're a little creepy in video and real life, though. They just don't move right...

Posted by: Harvey at July 22, 2007 06:08 AM (L7a63)

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Pleasure yourself using Twitter via cutting edge teledildonics technology.

What does it say about me that I was familiar with the term "teledildonics" before blogdaughter Michele of Letters From New York City sent me this link?

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Turn your vacuum cleaner into a vibrator.

Video is safe to watch with kids around, since they just won't understand why watching that flapping ribbon is making you grin.

[From Shiny Shiny via A Sweet, Familiar Dissonance]

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Kinda disturbing, yet I can't deny that there's definitely an unfulfilled need for this product.

Hotdoll: The Sex Doll for Dogs

[Hat tip: Bloggranddaughter VW Bug of One Happy Dog Speaks for sending me the link]

[and yes, her blog's name IS particularly amusing when juxtaposed with the content of this post]

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Checking my Sitemeter refers, I saw this one coming from Ask.com:

How big will mu breasts be?

I assume that was supposed to be "my".

Anyway, the answer is:

Either too big, or too small.

Honestly, do ANY women think they have Goldilocks breasts?

"My breasts are juuuuuust right!"

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Blogdaughter Michele of Letters From New York City sent me a story proving that Stewie Griffin's man-boob-suckling nightmare has, unfortunately, some real-world counterparts.

Fortunately, bloggreatgranddaughter Sticks of From Chaos to Serendipity send me something to counteract the above horror:

The health benefits of breast-ogling, as published in the New England Journal of Medicine:

Great news for girl watchers:

Ogling over women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered.

According to the New England Journal of Medicine, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out" declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby.

Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients -- half of whom were instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so.

The study revealed that after five years, the chest-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease. "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation," explains Dr. Weatherby.

"There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

And, bless her heart, she even included a picture for today's workout:

I feel better already.

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You may have noticed that I ran out of bandwidth for a little while yesterday. The omni-benevolent Pixy Misa, host of all MuNu, has corrected that.

The apparent cause being the incredible popularity of the Google Images search, "nude Olsen twins".

Which brings up this post where the phrase "nude Olsen twins" is linked to a certain picture.

If you click the link, you'll notice that - although those ARE the repulsive-looking, troll-doll-faced Olsen twins - they are NOT, in fact, nude. Sure, their breasts lack active support, but their perkybits are discreetly hidden under stick-on plastic butterflies.

Which brings me to my point.

THERE ARE NO NUDE PICTURES OF THE OLSEN TWINS.

They don't take their clothes off in public.

Anyone who claims to have nude Olsen twins pictures is either lying or photoshopping.

If you think you've found such pictures, you've been suckered, because there's no such thing.

Nude Lindsay Lohan pictures, on the other hand, are a dime a dozen.

UPDATE: I stand corrected. Apparently real nude Olsen twins pics DO exist.

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1 LOL!

Posted by: vw bug at November 26, 2006 09:47 AM (tdgOk)

2 I agree with your description of those two. When they where on Full House I always thought the producers couldn't have found two uglier babies. As for them now, sure they are rich, young, and... well I guess that's all you need.

Posted by: Contagion at November 26, 2006 10:10 AM (MsT2U)

3 I've had the same sort of thing in the search department, it's really spiked the last few weeks. What the hell did they do?

Posted by: tommy at November 26, 2006 10:46 AM (p+nmX)

4 So, who are these Olson Twins? I guess I need to watch TV or read "People" or something. There seems to be an entire popular culture that I know nothing about. Oh well, I don't care, either so I guess it all works out.

Posted by: Peter at November 26, 2006 06:38 PM (0Co69)

5 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary-Kate_and_Ashley_Olsen

Posted by: Harvey at November 26, 2006 10:03 PM (L7a63)

6 So.... do you have pics of them nekkid and making out, or what? (snicker)

Posted by: Graumagus at November 27, 2006 02:23 AM (8P21O)

7 Those Olsen twins are smokin'

Posted by: RightWingDuck at November 27, 2006 01:34 PM (bX+n4)

8 So you're the reason I wasn't getting any hits over the weekend. *grin* I got almost no google hits at all. Then again I don't post about weird looking celebs... maybe I should do that. LOL.

Posted by: Teresa at November 27, 2006 02:29 PM (5UR9t)

9 FUCK YEAH I WILL FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF THEM, I WILL TEAR THAT SHIT UP WITH MY ERECT PENIS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Posted by: uioio at March 08, 2007 09:30 PM (yn3lC)

10 Spoken like a true virgin.

Posted by: Harvey at March 09, 2007 07:46 AM (L7a63)

11 welll someone is a horny little bastard arent they.....

Posted by: Dunno at March 09, 2007 10:07 PM (jpzkl)

12 I haven't seen any nudes yet, but there are see-through pics that *are* real. I even got one (a computer printout on photo paper) autographed in person! See, they know they're hot and the tease intentionally. I got that butterfly one autographed too. *

Posted by: lostinlodos at March 22, 2007 10:08 PM (uzWWC)

13 Haha, I found this site by typing Nude in google. Trying to find a really skinny model with different poses that I can have photoshoped to look like a character of mine... any tips? :p In anycase, those two aren't so horrible. They make movies I personally dislike but they are teens and... not really down to earth looking but they'll get there.

Posted by: Rashnaja at March 23, 2007 09:54 AM (ISG7D)

14 any one that wants to chat to me through msn messsenger go ahead my email is: mj_pimp_75@hotmail.co.uk

Posted by: mike at March 24, 2007 08:18 AM (vz5Op)

15 Hey Mike, maybe you should've read this post: http://badexample.mu.nu/archives/220089.php

Posted by: Harvey at March 24, 2007 08:27 AM (L7a63)

16 wow u sure r horny

Posted by: Butters at April 06, 2007 06:48 PM (6gBjN)

17 those arent the olsen twins bodies. look at other pictures of the girls and you'll see they have really flat chests

Posted by: Nina at April 07, 2007 02:56 AM (QCfQe)

18 -.- thats not even a real photo of the twins. ITS PHOTOSHOPED liek

Posted by: lmao at April 07, 2007 10:57 AM (IrnRL)

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To Pixy Misa of Ambient Irony.

Even though he's only punk who's just now getting around to turning 40, I still thought I should post a little something to thank the man who hosts my blog,

A very little something...

A very little something you'd have a hard time explaining to your boss, so it's in the extended entry. more...

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1 I'm not sure, but I think Pixy already has one of those. Then again, is it possible to have too many of them?

Posted by: Ogre at September 20, 2006 06:18 AM (oifEm)

2 Thanks Harvey.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 20, 2006 05:09 PM (0Lkqa)

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The Happy Carpenter got his new Florida license plate:

U69-2EZ

Excuse me while I covet.

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Denny of Grouchy Old Cripple posted his Saturday Boobage with a group shot featuring a variety of shapes & sizes [NC17 on that link].

However, upon closer inspection, I'm thinking that "bottom row, second from the left" is (or used to be) a guy. Note the large hand and the chiseled features.

Might be a couple other trannies in there, too (e.g. top row, fifth from the right).

Can't be sure without a package check, of course, but bad wigs and fake boobs always get my Sailor Sense tingling.

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Bloggranddaughter Sarah the Penguin of Because We Have Thumbs wants you to post a picture featuring a crotch and then send her a link so that she can do a round up.

Sort of a "Carnival of the Crotch", except that - God willing - it won't become a weekly event.

Anyway, my contribution's in the extended entry... more...

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Sent to me by Blogson _Jon of We Swear.

If Janet Jackson's Superbowl appearance offended you, you probably don't want to watch this.

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1 okay, you certainly set the bad example standards in this blogfamily . . .

Posted by: Andrew Ravencroft at April 15, 2006 04:41 PM (o+sy7)

2 Heck man, I found it very edumacational. I was confused about that qrstuv thing, but I think with some practice I can figure it out. Thanks!

Posted by: RedNeck at April 15, 2006 05:51 PM (tSJ8V)

3 awwww shucks! There I go, getting linked to again. btw, I made a comment here: http://curmudgeonlyskeptical.blogspot.com/2006/04/re-whiny-illegal-conquistadors-heres.html and he turned it into another post - pretty funny. I seem to be good at this.

Posted by: _Jon at April 16, 2006 07:32 AM (AqumQ)

4 You don't see that one in kindergarden very often...

Posted by: Ogre at April 18, 2006 09:18 AM (/k+l4)

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SarahK Mountaineer Musings is blogging about how great fish tacos are.

I have to say that I agree.

Although I'm not exactly sure we're talking about the same thing.

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1 Dude... that one is so easy it's almost like poaching.

Posted by: Graumagus at April 06, 2006 06:27 AM (DW6m4)

2 ew.

Posted by: sarahk at April 06, 2006 07:24 AM (q4IUH)

3 Hee hee. Oh, shame on you Harvey.

Posted by: Richmond at April 06, 2006 10:42 AM (e8QFP)

4 That sounds like... oh.

Posted by: Ogre at April 06, 2006 01:47 PM (/k+l4)

5 This post reflects upon the same topic: http://www.terpsboy.com/terpsboyarchives/002787.html

Posted by: _Jon at April 06, 2006 09:27 PM (/R7YK)

6 Fish tacos are a big thing on the border. Take that as you wish...

Posted by: Sissy at April 06, 2006 09:52 PM (gCk3+)

7 _Jon - GOOD LORD! Something's trying to eat that girl's pants!

Posted by: Harvey at April 06, 2006 10:27 PM (L7a63)

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The Cleaning Hunk

[From the comments at A Swift Kick and a Band-Aid]

While you're at it, go see Grouchy Old Cripple & try to find the dogs hidden in the picture.

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Because I'd write them like Bear In The Big Blue House, which - as blogson GA Mongrel points out - is WAY too easily taken out of context.

My favorite line would be:

"Coming, Bear! Bear, I'm coming! (grunting)" (50kb .wav file)

GA's got plenty more text, and you can get the .wav files from The Daily .Wav archives (scroll down or CTRL+F "Bear")

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People are always (and by "always", I mean "never") asking me, "Hey Harv, do you have spiders in your basement?"

Yes.

Yes I do.

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Got bored, went to the Internet Anagram Server, and found that you can rearrange "e-harmony.com" to make:

cream on my ho

racy homo men

ream nyc homo

horny ma come

come am horny

ram once oh my

horn may come

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The official vodka of the Bad Example Family

(technically worksafe, but hard to explain)

[Hat tip: Blogson _Jon of We Swear]

UPDATE: Because of the popularity of the ad images, the home page for the company that makes the stuff is nearly impossible to find. It's made by the Bulgarian company Vinprom Peshtera, at whose site you can find some interesting commercials.

Those who've actually tasted the stuff say it's pretty good.

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1 Will have to give it a try. The best vodka I had was while in Finland. Can't remember the name of it. Sigh.

Posted by: vw bug at December 28, 2005 03:13 PM (t+Bvy)

2 heh. That's pretty much right on the money

Posted by: caltechgirl at December 28, 2005 03:29 PM (XbOsd)

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