...to owning the #6 Google Images hit for "tight jeans", and comments like these are one of them:

The lady in jeans is superb. Her buttocks are wonderful. I can't understand criticism of this erotic picture.

Left by the owner of A Good Hiding! - a British spanking site, mostly geared toward the "Angry Headmaster vs. Naughty Schoolgirl" caning sort of thing.

The nicest thing about this site is that the girls DO have generously spankable bottoms.

Not TERRIBLY obscene - mostly just naked butts & I didn't see any full-frontal. It's more informative and philosophical than merely pictoral, yet this site would still be VERY difficult to explain if your boss wandered by.

I liked the "Frequently Unasked Questions" page, though:

What's all this corporal punishment stuff then ?
What's the most dangerous scenario imaginable ?
How can I find a woman who is interested in receiving corporal punishment ?
I don't want to pay for it, what can I do ?
I don't think my wife/girlfriend would ever let me spank her.
How hard should I spank my partner ?
How many smacks should I give ?
Who is actually in conrol during a corporal punishment session ?
What about caning, isn't it terribly cruel ?
What are the most interesting things a submissive woman has ever said to you ?
How can a woman protect herself ?
Can I read what those involved in the subject have to say for themselves ?

You should probably go study up. There may be a quiz later.

Spankings for those who pass...

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Because SarahK's a nice girl and her readers are probably all very decent Christian folk.

But I saw this line in one of her posts:

iÂ’m giving up white other-than-sugar carbs, at least in the evenings. any white stuff will have to be eating breakfast or lunch.

*bites tongue really, really hard*

I'm going to burn in hell for even noticing that, aren't I?

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"The Internet is for Porn"

The musical.

No, that is NOT me wearing blue fur and eating a cookie.

I'm the guy at the chalkboard.

[Hat tip: Bloodspite of Technography]

[submitted to Wizbang's Carnival of the Trackbacks]

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So... where DID that lusty ringtone come from?

Orgasmatones.

Just type in your name, pay the dudes a couple quid, and your phone will ring with the sound of a woman passionately and repeatedly calling your name.

THAT should encourage you to shut the damn thing off in the theater.

[Hat tip: bloggreatgrandson Spurs of Pull My Finger]

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Saw this fun little toy at Frizzen Sparks & couldn't help myself.

(click to enlarge)

Or maybe it was just the Jolt Cola.

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