Because I'd write them like Bear In The Big Blue House, which - as blogson GA Mongrel points out - is WAY too easily taken out of context.

My favorite line would be:

"Coming, Bear! Bear, I'm coming! (grunting)" (50kb .wav file)

GA's got plenty more text, and you can get the .wav files from The Daily .Wav archives (scroll down or CTRL+F "Bear")

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People are always (and by "always", I mean "never") asking me, "Hey Harv, do you have spiders in your basement?"

Yes.

Yes I do.

Picture in the extended entry... more...

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Got bored, went to the Internet Anagram Server, and found that you can rearrange "e-harmony.com" to make:

cream on my ho

racy homo men

ream nyc homo

horny ma come

come am horny

ram once oh my

horn may come

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