Friday Linky Stuff

Filthy Lie Round-up: Evil Glenn's House

I missed Pink Kitty's PGH. I blame Bush for making my computer have problems.

A free-lance Filthy Lie from Matty O'Blackfive. I guess it's that time of year again :-P

New Filthy Lie Assignment: What did Evil Glenn do during the Viet Nam War?

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Filthy Lie Assignment reminder: What would you see on a tour of Evil Glenn's house? Due Friday by 8pm. Late entries must be accompanied by a lame excuse.

Wednesday Linky Stuff Please note: only 3 hours left to submit for Carnival of the Recipes.

Precision Guided Humor Round-up: Media Excuses

New Precision Guided Humor Assignment: John Kerry's Secret Plan

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Your Precision Guided Humor Assignment: "What excuses will the "unbiased" major media outlets give for not covering Kerry's lies about Viet Nam?" is due by 8pm Wednesday. Late entries must be accompanied by a lame excuse.

Monday Linky Stuff

A Filthy Lie

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Is your Alliance banner suddenly not displaying properly? Charming Alliance HQ Hostess Susie has a possible explanation.

Friday Linky Stuff

Filthy Lie Round-up: Evil Glenn's Photo Album

Combination late Precision Guided Humor Assignment and Filthy Lie. DAMN funny, too.

Update to the Duties, Responsibilities, and Rewards post, now with clearer instructions and 100% fewer links to the Axis of Evil Naughty.

New Filthy Lie Assignment: What would you see on a tour of Evil Glenn's house?

A Filthy Lie from blogson T1G of Drunken Wisdom. Skip the Alliance link, and just go there directly. And for the love of GOD put down your beverage first.

And T1G - check this link to find out how to join the Alliance. We need brave soldiers like you to help us fight for the freedom of the blogosphere against the vile and despicable Glenn Reynolds.

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Alliance blogroll purge. Alliance members missing fake Glenn Reynolds quotes, Alliance banners, or links to Alliance HQ were unceremoniously dropped from the blogroll. If you've just experienced a significant drop in your Ecosystem ranking, this might be why. If you've been dropped for non-compliance, simply add the missing items to your main page and re-submit your information to Charming Alliance HQ Hostess Susie. All will be forgiven and you'll be promptly re-rolled.

Well, the actual degree of promptliness depends on Susie's work schedule, but you WILL be re-rolled.

Precision Guided Humor Assignment reminder: What did John Kerry accomplish AFTER he left Viet Nam? due Wednesday by 8pm. Late entries must be accompanied by a lame excuse.

Monday Linky Stuff

Cool Evil Glenn Banner now available.

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Filthy Lie Assignment reminder. Your options are:

1) Take the week off, sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.

2) Submit a link to your favorite Filthy Lies, either from your own blog, or someone else's.

3) Write a new Filthy Lie which includes Glenn's reaction to the fact that the Alliance is still bravely battling his blogospheric oppression one year later. Please note that any new Filthy Lies will be put near the top of the Anniversary post for greater visibility.

Due by 8pm CDT Friday. Late entries must be accompanied by a lame excuse.

Wednesday Linky Stuff

Precision Guided Humor Round-up: How to tell if someone is a terrorist.

New Precision Guided Humor Assignment: What did John Kerry accomplish AFTER he left Viet Nam?

Part 2 of the Filthy Lie from Alex in Wonderland (part 1 here). It's all good, but here's a snippet to get you going:
Meanwhile at the local market...

Boudicca: "No, 200 KILO's of fish! For about, erm, 500 or so penguins?"

Market Stall Holder: "What KIND of penguins?"

Boudicca: "Bloody black and white ones! What does that matter for crying out loud?"

Market Stall Holder: "Ah well see, your penguin is a very fussy eater. You have Emperor penguins, rockhopper penguins..."

Bouddica: "These are evil penguins. Does that help?"

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1 Alex cracks me up. That whole thing was a riot. I did a double take when I saw my name.

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Friday Linky Stuff

Filthy Lie Round-up: Evil Glenn's Campaign Slogans. There's some REALLY good stuff here from Chase, Sally & Alex. You'll probably want to set the coffee down before reading these.

Two late PGH's & a Filthy Lie. GEBIV's offering is a must-see.

1 year anniversary of the beginning of the Blog War. Your options for participation:

1) Take the week off, sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.

2) Submit a link to your favorite Filthy Lies, either from your own blog, or someone else's.

3) Write a new Filthy Lie which includes Glenn's reaction to the fact that the Alliance is still bravely battling his blogospheric oppression one year later. Please note that any new Filthy Lies will be put near the top of the Anniversary post for greater visibility.

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(cross-posted from the Alliance HQ site)

Fellow Alliance Members,

There are two important anniversaries coming up.

August 13th is the first anniversary of Frank J. declaring war on Instapundit.

August 16th is the first anniversary of the Alliance HQ home page.

Please comment on your ideas for celebrating these auspicious events.

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Filthy Lie assignment reminder: What will Evil Glenn's Presidential campaign slogan be? due Friday by 8pm CDT. Late entries must be accompanied by a lame excuse.

Wednesday Linky Stuff

Precision Guided Humor Round-up: Democratic Convention's Most Embarrassing Moments

New Precision Guided Humor Assignment: What are some clues that someone might be a terrorist?

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Your Precision Guided Humor Assignment: What were the most embarrassing moments for the Democrats during their national convention? is due by 8pm CDT Wednesday. Late entries must be accompanied by a lame excuse.

Monday Linky Stuff

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