Friday Linky Stuff

Filthy Lie Round-up: Evil Glenn's Sidekick

New Filthy Lie Assignment: What will Evil Glenn's Presidential campaign slogan be?

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Filthy Lie assignment reminder: Who is Evil Glenn's sidekick? due Friday by 8pm. Late entries must be accompanied by a lame excuse.

Wednesday Linky Stuff

Precision Guided Humor Round-up: Why Kerry's out of touch

New PGH assignment: What were the most embarrassing moments for the Democrats during their national convention?

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Filthy Lie assignment reminder: What law is Evil Glenn lobbying to push through Congress? due Friday by 8pm. Late entries must be accompanied by a lame excuse.

Wednesday Linky Stuff

Precision Guided Humor Round-up: Equal Time Bumper Stickers

Two Filthy Lies

New Precision Guided Humor Assignment: What are some signs that John Kerry is out of touch with the average American?

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Precision Guided Humor Assignment reminder: If a car has a "Bush Lied, People Died" bumper sticker on it, what other stickers should it have on it to make the car more fair and balanced? Due Wednesday by 8pm. Late entries must be accompanied by a lame excuse

Axis of Naughty spotted conspiring.

Two filthy lies:

That 1 Guy of Drunken Wisdom. Even if you don't like Filthy Lies (and this one is excellent), at least check out the first part where he tells you what to bring to a certain documentary. Small taste:

Usher:"Sir, we're going to have to ask you to leave."
T1G:"What's the problem?" (Drops egg)
Usher:"You're throwing things at the screen! You cannot do that!"
T1G quickly fires off another tomatoe which hits a man in the first row)"So, my aim is off a bit. Doesn't mean I can't do it! (launches another egg; success!) See?! How about that?"

Graumagus of Frizzen Sparks explains his long absense from Alliance assignments. This isn't part of the actual explanation, but I really liked this part:

Me: "Uhhmm you know, this is where I drink and pass out, and I wake up in an ice filled bathtub with my kidneys removed isn't it?? Ahh fuck it, it's free..."
I shoot the drink, which was quite good, and I don't lose conciousness.. until The Bartender repeatedly smacks me upside the head with the tongs. As I slip in and out of conciousness I hear the trio bickering...

Bartender: "You know, that's not a bad idea, I can get a shitload of ice...

Harvey: "We're not stealing his kidneys dammit... they're probably shot anyway.."

Susie: "Why DID I have to wear the white vinyl catsuit anyway??"

Harvey & Bartender: "Alliance Dresscode"

Susie: "What dresscode?? Let me see the manual... damn, there is a dresscode.. Assholes! This is scribbled on a Madfish bar napkin!!"

Monday linky stuff.

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Friday Linky Stuff

Filthy Lie Round-up: Evil Glenn's Documentary

Late Precision Guided Humor Assignment: Michael Moore's Demise

New Filthy Lie assignment: What law is Evil Glenn lobbying to push through Congress?

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A new picture of Evil Glenn

A notice from the Hostess to new Alliance applicants

Wednesday Linky Stuff

Precision Guided Humor Round-up: Moore's Demise

New Precision Guided Humor assignment: If a car has a "Bush Lied, People Died" bumper sticker on it, what other stickers should it have on it to make the car more fair and balanced?

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Your Filthy Lie Assignment: "How do you think Michael Moore will die?" Is due by 8pm Wednesday. Late entries must be accompanied by a lame excuse.

Monday Linky Stuff.

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Late Michael Moore theme songs

More late Michael Moore themes songs

Friday linky stuff

Filthy Lie Assignment Round-up: Evil Glenn's Personal Profile

New Filthy Lie Assignment: Evil Glenn's Documentary

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Filthy Lie Assignment Reminder: How would Evil Glenn fill out his Faceparty profile questionnaire? due by 8pm Friday. Late entries must be accompanied by a lame excuse.

Wednesday Linky Stuff

Precision Guided Humor assignment: Michael Moore's Theme Song

Cruel, tasteless, politically incorrect new PGH: How do you think Michael Moore will die?

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Precision Guided Humor assignment reminder: "If Michael Moore had a theme song, what would it be?" due by 8pm Wednesday. Late entries must be accompanied by a lame excuse.

Monday Linky Stuff, including the return of the Carnival of the Consumers.

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Friday Linky Stuff

Filthy Lie Round-up: Evil Glenn's Independence Day

New Filthy Lie Assignment: How would Evil Glenn fill out his Faceparty profile questionnaire?

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