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October 29, 2004

MEANWHILE AT ALLIANCE HQ

Filthy Lie Round-up: Evil Glenn's Halloween

New Filthy Lie Assignment: What attractions would you find at Evil Glenn's Theme Park?

NOTE: Yes, the rumor at Alliance HQ is true. I'm going on vacation soon, with no internet access. Details to follow as the week progresses. Expect my (temporarily) last post on Wednesday or Thursday).

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October 27, 2004

MEANWHILE AT ALLIANCE HQ

Filthy Lie Assignment Reminder: What will Evil Glenn be doing for Halloween? due by 8pm CDT Friday, October 30th. Late entries must be accompanied by a lame excuse.

Wednesday Linky Stuff

Precision Guided Humor Round-up: October Surprise

New PGH Assignment: What would you do with 380 tons of explosives?

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October 26, 2004

ALLIANCE MEMBER QUOTED EXTENSIVELY IN LEGACY MEDIA

Alliance Member Dan of Dan K. O'Leary dot com was one of three bloggers mentioned in a recent San Luis Obispo Tribune story. He has the complete story, as well as a link to the source article. The only bad part of the piece was the description of blogs as "internet-based diaries". Which is sort of like describing the Empire State Building as "a big stack of bricks & stuff in New York".

Anyway, one of the others named bloggers - who didn't get NEARLY as many column inches as Dan - was...

Glenn Reynolds.

Who, unnerved by the media attention, panicked and made the following bizarre claim:

Â“IÂ’m pretty obscure, really,Â” he said. Â“Blogger fame is not like being Madonna.Â”

Which I can only interpret as meaning that, when he's not blogging, he IS Madonna. Otherwise how would he know what her fame is like?

I always suspected Madonna secretly blended puppies. She just had that look about her.

The commie-praising, robot-dancing, & Satan-worshipping are just common knowledge. I don't know why I never made the connection before.

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October 20, 2004

MEANWHILE AT ALLIANCE HQ

Filthy Lie Assignment Reminder: What are some little-known facts about Glenn Reynolds? due by 8pm CDT Friday, October 22nd. Late entries must be accompanied by a lame excuse.

Wednesday Linky Stuff

Precision Guided Humor Round-up: Kerry's Cabinet

New Precision Guided Humor Assignment: What will be the "October Surprise" this election year?

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October 18, 2004

MEANWHILE AT ALLIANCE HQ

Filthy Lie from Sally, and a DAMN good one. Here's a direct link.

Precision Guided Humor Assignment reminder: Who would John Kerry select as the members of his cabinet if he's elected President? due by 8pm Wednesday, October 20th. Late entries must be accompanied by a lame excuse.

Monday Linky Stuff

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October 15, 2004

MEANWHILE AT ALLIANCE HQ

Friday Linky Stuff

Filthy Lie Round-up: Evil Glenn's Software

New Filthy Lie Assignment: What are some little-known facts about Glenn Reynolds?

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October 13, 2004

MEANWHILE AT ALLIANCE HQ

Filthy Lie Assignment Reminder: What software is Evil Glenn planning to release? due by 8pm CDT Friday, October 15th. Late entries must be accompanied by a lame excuse.

Wednesday Linky Stuff

Precision Guided Humor Round-up: Kerry's Sensitive War

New PGH Assignment: Who would John Kerry select as the members of his cabinet if he's elected President?

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October 11, 2004

MEANWHILE AT ALLIANCE HQ

Your Precision Guided Humor Assignment: How do you fight a more sensitive war on terror? is due by 8pm Wednesday, October 13th. Late entries must be accompanied by a lame excuse.

Monday Linky Stuff

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1 I'd enter, but I think most Christians would find my site, not to their liking, except for Redneck Christians, they'd get it. I'd fight a more "sensitive" war by inviting all of 'em to a good ol' fashioned pig pickin'. Nothing says "we love you" like many many hush puppies, barbecue(Eastern Carolina Syle), a chicken to snack on while the pigs cookin, and some moonshine and plenty of liquor and beer while your cookin the pig. Next thing you do, is convince 'em all to go Snipe huntin' in the woods. They ain't got no woods, so the fact that there's woods will be a treat for 'em. They don't know Snipe Huntin's a sham either so we'll all get a good laugh outta that one. Then, take 'em Dove, Deer, and Squirrel hunting. They'll appreciate all the hardware and cuttin' involved, pick up's, guns, and guttin. Show 'em what knives are for cuttin'. Varmits, not innocents. Make sure they see you shoot the shit outta everything. If them seeing reglar 'mericans shootin the shit out of varmits running through woods, bark flying, animals dropping, they'll get the fact that if we think that some of 'em are animals, they're screwed. They'll come to understand if the professionals we have over there don't kill the animal bastards that tie people up and cut there heads off that we've got plenty of "professionals in training" over here. On this note, let our children start plinkin' squirrels outta trees with those high powered slingshots. Then when the youngin's get bored with that, pass out the .22's and 20 gauges. Take 'em to one of our weddings, show 'em that the only guns that ever show up at our weddings are in the case that there's a "shotgun" wedding. That gun isn't shot towards the air, but it's pointed at the grooms nuts. Ensure them the wedding isn't gonna get bombed, cause WE DON'T SHOOT SHIT up in the air after a wedding. If they can't put 2 & 2 together after that, there ain't much hope they'll ever get it without a 2X4, and that ain't too sensitive, but that and a whole lot more is what they're getting now. So you do the math, I'm thinking some of 'em just ain't right, never will be till they're dead, and I don't know how you do that while at the same time being "sensitive".

Posted by: BryanH at October 11, 2004 07:02 PM (T5uzX)

2 ooooh! sounds like a fun topic! thanks, Harv, i shall try not to forget this one.

Posted by: sarahk at October 11, 2004 10:15 PM (HtWwm)

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October 08, 2004

MEANWHILE AT ALLIANCE HQ

Friday Linky Stuff

Filthy Lie Round-up: Evil Glenn's Daydream

New Filthy Lie Assignment: What software is Evil Glenn planning to release?

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October 06, 2004

MEANWHILE AT ALLIANCE HQ

Filthy Lie Assignment reminder: What does Evil Glenn daydream about? due by 8pm CDT Friday, October 8th. Late entries must be accompanied by a lame excuse.

Wednesday Linky Stuff

Precision Guided Humor Round-up: Terrorist Campaign Advice

New Precision Guided Humor Assignment: How do you fight a more sensitive war on terror?

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