October 24, 2006

WHY I MISS THE NAVY

Got this from Bloodspite of Technography



Military Friends vs Other Friends

OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food

MILITARY FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.


OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents "Mr. and Mrs."

MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat girl you tried to pick up


OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we f***ed up...but that was fun...but I'm not calling the CO this time!!!!"


OTHER FRIENDS: Cry with you.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Laugh at you and tell you to "man up, Nancy boy!"


OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Keep your stuff untill they PCS.


OTHER FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.


OTHER FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.


OTHER FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"


OTHER FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste... that's alcohol abuse!!!"


OTHER FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will say "okay just one more"... 2 minutes later - "okay just one more".


OTHER FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock them on their ass!


OTHER FRIENDS: Will support you when you try to quit smoking

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will blow smoke in your face and offer you cigarettes until you cave, then call you a wuss for relapsing.

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