June 24, 2005

MANUFACTURED WITH PRIDE IN THE USA

(cross-posted and slightly modified from IMAO)

While reading Blackfive, I noticed this:

"What Durbin faced [in reaction to his comparison of US troops to Nazis] was the bubbling up from the blogs and the pounding of the drums," said Daou, who first began monitoring the bloggers and feeding them information when he worked for Sen. John Kerry's presidential campaign. "This is a political tool, and it's manufactured outrage, it's feigned outrage, and it's extremely effective."...

Yes, it IS extremely effective.

Why?

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For all your manufactured outrage needs, think quality.

Think Bad Example.

OR I'LL STRANGLE YOU DEAD! RARRR!

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