Although the quotes are 100% accurate, they are... out of context.

Amusing, nonetheless.

Go see what Beloved Wife TNT of Smiling Dynamite overheard in Rockford on June 3rd.

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On June 3rd, I had the pleasure of travelling to Tammi's house and hanging out with some bloggers, all of whom I've met and blogged about before except for Sissy of And What Next...

Meeting bloggrandchildren always makes me a little nervous, because I don't know them (blog-wise) as well as their blogparents, so I'm not quite sure what to expect. That, and I couldn't remember Sissy's real name. Good thing Tammi said something.

But I needn't have worried, since Sissy was warm & friendly from the get-go and greeting me with an enthusiastic hug. She's cuddly, too, so that was really nice.

She introduced me to her dog Kiki. I've never seen a long-haired chihuahua before and was expecting something nervous & yippy.

Not so. After some initial shyness, she warmed up to me and was charming the rest of the evening.

By the way, if Sissy ever tells you that she's no good in the kitchen, don't believe her. You put her on a kitchen table, and she's just amazing.

Wait... did that sound dirty?

Nevermind.

Anyway, she was right at home with the cooking, eating, drinking, pyromania, and bawdy conversationalizing that made up the rest of the night, so I can say without hesitation that she's a perfect fit in the Bad Example Family. Bou really knows how to pick 'em.

As for how the evening went, here are some selected excerpts from the attendees' reviews:

Tammi - "We ate, we drank, we talked, we laughed - hell we even had a fire!"

Teresa - "WHAT WAS I THINKING???"

Sissy - "I made the mistake of asking, "What else can I do?""

That 1 Guy - "seemingly normal people, bloggers, held some bizarre voodoo ritual, and proceded to burn anything not nailed down,"

Little Joe - ... apparently Little Joe is pleading the 5th, but you can read about his childhood instead.

Anathematized - "Harvey was a perv."

Graumagus - "Luckily for Tammi, Cody isn't an experienced boozehound yet and soon grew too tired to keep molesting her noggin"

TNT - ... was distracted by something sparkly & hasn't gotten around to posting her usual collection of out of context quotes. Meanwhile, you can read about stupid people on cell phones while I prod her to action.

Wait... did that sound dirty?

Nevermind.

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