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Barrels of monkeys come to you for lessons in fun.

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Every year with you it's the same old thing - more smiles, fewer tears, and better love. I hope the monotony isn't driving you TOO crazy.

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Here's how it goes.

The answer is a (more or less) completely innocent word.

The hints, however, are designed to make you think of something... not so innocent.

I'll put the first hint in the main post, and the other two in the extended entry.

Good luck.

(see extended entry for more clues)
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You + me = greatest love in history (some assembly required).

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I'm sorry. I didn't mean to stare. It's just that you're beautiful and I'm not blind.

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Every time we say goodbye, I start counting the seconds until we say hello again.

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Pay no attention to what the bathroom scale says. A gem like you should have her weight given in carats, not pounds.

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If I could design the perfect woman, she'd have your looks, your intelligence, your sense of humor, your personality... Hmmm... I guess your parents beat me to it.

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I've judged your book by its cover, and I can't wait to get my hands on your pages.

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Frazzled by the storms of life's frantic obligations, I can always seek refuge in you, the ever-calm eye of my hurricane.

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