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A list of things I wouldn't be willing to do to make you happy:

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You don't have to reassure me that you still love me. I still feel assured from the first time you ever told me..

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I find your lewd behavior completely inappropriate. Please note that I'm neither complaining nor asking you to stop.

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You are adorable, but not irresistible. I can resist you any time I want to. The fact that I'll never want to is completely irrelevant.

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Everything you've always wanted can be yours. Just share your dreams with me and I'll help you make them come true.

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When I fell in love with you, it was because I thought you were perfect. I must've been mistaken, because you just keep getting better.

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There is no distance so great that our love can't bridge it, yet still there is no distance so small that I don't wish we were even closer.

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If you could see yourself as I see you, I think you would be pleased at how well your crown matches your throne.

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Why do I love you? For the same reason I breathe - because I could have no life without doing so.

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In my life, I have wanted, wished for, and hoped for many things. In you, I have found them all and more.

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Some people seek thrills by climbing mountains or jumping out of planes. I don't need to because I can get that feeling just by hearing you whisper my name.

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Electricity must always follow the path of least resistance, and there is so much of it between us that I can't resist loving you.

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It's amazing and delightful to me that we can have entire conversations with just our eyes.

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I do not know precisely how to kiss you right now, but I'm more than willing to keep trying until I get it right.

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You are so wonderful, you make even the plateaus in our love feel like pinnacles of pure ecstasy.

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I don't like to refer to our anniversary as "our special day". EVERY day with you is special.

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If I had to choose between quality and quantity of love, I would choose you, because then I wouldn't have to settle for either/or.

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If I had to choose between quality and quantity of love, I would choose you, because then I wouldn't have to settle for either/or.

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If you had gone to Oz, the Tin Man wouldn't have needed to ask the Wizard for a heart. Your heart is big enough for two.

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I'm in the mood for a little light reading. I'll pretend I'm blind, and you can be a book written in Braille.

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