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There is no virtue in reasonableness when it comes to loving you. Only the maddest of excess is appropriate.

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If perfection has a name, it's the one I whisper when I tell you I love you.

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Your eyes trumpet irresistible pleasures, and my heart, as the walls of Jericho, tumbles before you.

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I've always been in awe of the way you can make a terry bathrobe seem as sexy as a showgirl's stocking.

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When other loves around us crack and crumble, we hold tighter to each other, standing stronger and taller with each passing day.

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The only thing that really bugs me in life is that every time I start kissing you, I know that eventually I'll have to stop.

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My heart's most vital function is not pumping my blood, it's loving you.

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It's not just THAT your love pleases me, it's the scintillating intensity with which it does so.

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I enjoy taking you out just to watch the looks of envy on the faces of other men. Sadly, I never see them, because I'm too entranced by you to look anywhere else. I'm SURE they're there, though.

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You are a luscious temptation of sensual pleasures, and there's nothing I enjoy more than giving in to you.

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If I were to hold a telethon, it would be for men who don't have a woman like you in their lives. I pity them so.

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