Shamus of Twenty-Sided asks:

How long would you have lived in the middle ages? Ignore all the general risks - like typhoid or the plague or cholera - that everyone would have faced in general. LetÂ’s assume you were lucky and missed those. (Unless by some chance you actually DID face one of them in your life.) Also ignore the fact that your deadly injury might have been caused by modern technology, like an auto accident. Just pretend you were trampled by a horse or something. So, given the injuries and illness youÂ’ve faced in your life so far: Did you make it? Would you have survived to your current age?

Probably.

The only time I've been under the knife was for hernia surgery, and it wasn't a particularly bad one. Probably something I could've lived with, although I imagine eventually it would've strangulated and killed me.

Although I've benefitted from antibiotics, I'm pretty sure they've only shortened my suffering, not saved my life.

So I'm thinking I'd be alive, but looking like I was 70 instead of 40.

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1 "...I'd be alive, but looking like I was 70 instead of 40." That's what I was thinking about myself until remembering why my appendix had to come out...

Posted by: pam at July 18, 2007 06:59 AM (l6NIn)

2 I would have been dead at 15.

Posted by: Contagion at July 18, 2007 07:30 AM (Q5WxB)

3 I'd likely have died by 8. I was stepped on by a horse in the face quite close to my eye. Took stitches. I imagine the swelling - from lack of proper treatment - would have cost me the eye. If that one didn't get me, getting kicked in the head and sent flying across the yard by a stallion getting shod at the time likely would have.

Posted by: fair_n_hite_451 at July 18, 2007 08:18 AM (y+ddN)

4 I'd still be alive, just mostly blind and missing half my teeth. Of course with medieval nutrition I probably wouldn't have my damn near unbreakable bone structure.

Posted by: Graumagus at July 18, 2007 09:12 AM (Ks8du)

5 Dead. I'd just be dead. With my grace, I can't IMAGINE the trouble I would have found. Not to mention all the other "stuff". Yeah. I'd be dead. Long time now.....

Posted by: Tammi at July 18, 2007 09:57 AM (PesK3)

6 If childbirth didn't kill me (post partum infection was rampant back then), yes I might've made it. One never knows though. *grin*

Posted by: Teresa at July 18, 2007 11:16 AM (gsbs5)

7 I'd be dead in childbirth...both my kids were C-Sections.

Posted by: Mrs. Who at July 18, 2007 07:20 PM (9FXen)

8 I would have died at birth, premature by a month and a half. I was born in '56 when incubators were not common, in fact I was very lucky the hospital had one. Been lucky every since! The doctors told my parents I'd be retarded and most likely die by the time I reached my teens. Thankfully, they were wrong about that.

Posted by: kodiakken at July 18, 2007 09:34 PM (VU8G3)

9 OOOOohh, I know the answear to this one DEAD at 35, no way they could have done anything for my type of cancer not with "stone knifes and bearskins" to quote Mr. Spock.

Posted by: Blogless Brother at July 19, 2007 02:09 AM (yl0p7)

10 Dead at 24. A full and healthy life...

Posted by: That 1 Guy at July 19, 2007 10:57 AM (amJz2)

11 Dead at 21

Posted by: KTreva at July 19, 2007 06:40 PM (gSaan)

12 Dead at age 6. Odd... how thing works. I was going to post something very similar to this about 3 weeks ago while on vacation but got side tracked!

Posted by: Bou at July 19, 2007 06:52 PM (2zVEj)

13 Oops. I wouldn't have survived birth. I was almost strangled by my umbilical cord, and was an emergency C-section. (It was so bad that the doctors asked my Dad if they had to choose, which to save, me or my Mom. I was a close second on the list...) Then, assuming I made it into the world, I was born with Bronchitis, and managed to get Pneumonia and the Measls before my first birthday.

Posted by: GEBIV at July 19, 2007 11:48 PM (B2fmX)

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You Are Oscar the Grouch

Grumpy and grouchy, you aren't just pessimistic. You revel in your pessimism. You are usually feeling: Unhappy. Unless it's rainy outside, and even then you know the foul weather won't last. You are famous for: Being mean yet loveable. And you hate the loveable part. How you life your life: As a slob. But it's not repelling as many people as you'd like!

[Hat tip: Blogless Brother, who was too chicken to post his own results.]

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You Are 100% Capitalist, 0% Socialist

You're a capitalist pig - and proud of it. You believe that business makes the world great... And you'd never be ashamed of being rich!

[hat tip: Leslie's Omnibus]

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