Obviously, everyoneÂ’s definition of lazy is, "people who use more time-saving devices than I do."

Shamus of Twenty-Sided.

Reminds me of the definition of an alcoholic: "someone who drinks more than I do".

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(cross-posted from IMAO)

You've probably heard of Lefty bloggers rumbling about forming a blogger's union.

One brave right-wing soul, Shakey Pete of Shakey Pete's Shootin' Shack, gave it a try.

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I've long amused myself by giving my cats catnip, so I really appreciated the July 30th PVP comic strip.

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1 I used to dump catnip on the garbage bags of people I didn't like the night before pickup.... heheheh orgy of stoned cats tearing up garbage bags... it rocked...

Posted by: Graumagus at July 31, 2007 08:36 AM (zJZUu)

2 It vaguely reminds me of cocktail hour...

Posted by: Richmond at July 31, 2007 08:43 AM (jqSKo)

3 That explains why my new bag of Fritos was shredded and the cat had corn chip breath.

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Japanese nose puppetry:

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Today's User Friendly tickled me to no end.

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Yeah, it's mean, but sometimes you can't resist screwing with people who are overly devoted to their TV shows.

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1 I'm often tempted to walk out of movie theaters muttering something made-up about the movie's ending so the people waiting in line can overhear me. You know, like after the movie "Grumpy Old Men", walk out saying, "I can't believe all of them died in the end. I mean, I know they were all old and all..." But I've never done it. I don't want the husband to get beat up trying to defend me from the angry mob.

Posted by: Roses at July 15, 2007 11:37 AM (6KPV+)

2 We get them in our paper now. Love it! And I would love to do something like that to 24.

Posted by: vw bug at July 15, 2007 04:06 PM (FPOeI)

3 vw, i do that to my brother all the time when he misses the show. I'll shoot him a text message like "Oh My God, they killed Chloe, those bastards" Just to wind him up. so yeah, i recommend it. :-D

Posted by: tommy at July 15, 2007 05:43 PM (6CCYI)

4 I posted my related story here. Thanks for the reminder of a good laugh.

Posted by: Amy at July 15, 2007 06:25 PM (drvpG)

5 Now that Tommy mentioned it, I used to do that to the husband with Star Trek: Next Generation. He'd often fall asleep before the end of the show and ask me if he missed anything. I'd say, "The Enterprise blew up, and everyone on board died." Then one day, about five minutes into the show, the Enterprise really DID blow up! (One of those time warp/loop episodes.) And I was speechless.

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By XKCD today.

Probably because I know so many people like the second speaker.

And in a similar vein, today's User Friendly.

(Go ahead & click the links. Work safe and less than a 30-second read.)

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Fauxmercial for Powerthirst energy drink - keep the kiddies out of earshot:

South Park Mac vs. PC - we'll call this one PG13

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If you like the original Trek and Monty Python, you'll love this:

[Hat tip: bloggranddaughter VW Bug of One Happy Dog Speaks]

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